Lets Laugh!!

[wendav13]

With all the stress we all have...lets do something fun and make each other laugh!!!

Have a picture that makes you laugh everytime you see it?

Have a favorite phrase or hear something that made you chuckle?

Lets share!! Keep it clean please...........

"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or n a k e d?"

[rebate queen]

Well since I don't have time to make another funny, I'll copy and paste a post I just made. I was talking about not having time to browse the perfume counter and that when I shop I'm on a mission....

This is how it usually goes:
It's almost midnight on Saturday night(when the sale ends), I'm frantically making a list and going through my coupons. I'm wishing I could whip up a margarita in my crappy blender(that I haven't replaced yet) but I can't because I gotta drive. I race there(because I can if I'm not drinking and everyone else on the road is)I run into the store(literally)and proceed to play Beat the Walgreens price changer(they sometimes don't change them til almost 2am but anything before 1am is always safe)I'm sometimes dragging my 8 yr old daughter and sometimes her friend(who likes to remind me how late it is) I get all of my sale and rebate items for the week and head to the register with my cart full, and all essentials in hand(sale paper, coupons, rainchecks, rebate book, gift card and COFFEE) But where is the cashier?? Do you think they saw me coming?? Eventually they come crawling out of aisle 8(where they just took a handful of calming herb horsepills) As always, they are so glad that I am a frequent shopper of Walgreens. I can just tell by the look in their eyes . While my order is totalled my daughter usually takes it upon herself to tidy up the store(she gets done with thar before the cashier is done entering my coupons)then she eats the one treat I have allowed her to get. By the time she's done, I'm done with the cashier(and shes done with me for sure ) As I'm leaving the store I say"thanks, see you next week"(funny thing is I never see the same cashier again )I leave the store, throw my right hand into the air with my first two fingers extended and smile. The sign I'm making is like a peace sign but its not for peace. It's a V for victory-I beat the Walgreens price changer again!!!!
Shouldn't I just go to Walgreens sometime before midnight on Saturday?? No-that would be way too easy--easy is for Staples!
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[wendav13]

A Baby laughing is soooo contagious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

[wendav13]

Okay - one more then I promise to wait before I post anything else...this has just been one of those days and I need to giggle!!!

Funny Pictures

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKeXv-Uiijg

[Cpogie]

Okay - one more then I promise to wait before I post anything else...this has just been one of those days and I need to giggle!!!

Funny Pictures

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKeXv-Uiijg

That is funny, and the music is wonderful, makes you laugh!!! Thanks!!:p

[wendav13]

How smart is Your Right Foot? :confused:

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer,
lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
righthand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it!:eek:

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you
are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.:D

[Cpogie]

LOL, I have tried this in the past, and your right! you cannot do this.... I am amadextrious....and nada.........thanks!


OK, I have to share what was my grandfathers favorite joke, he would tell it over and over, never remembering that we all knew it from hearing it over and over........gee, I miss him so much! this one is for you Poppie!!


2 little old men sat on the park bench, one old man said to the other, I heard you buried your wife....the other old man replied, had to, dead you know....

[wendav13]

Carol..........that is too funny!! Thanks!!!

[rebate queen]

How smart is Your Right Foot? :confused:

Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain!

1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer,
lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
righthand.

Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it!:eek:

You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you
are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.:D

another new one on me--it happens everytime and I don't even feel it change--hope they don't try to make this into a new sobriety test:D

[LORITHECHICK]

Okay, so yesterday my son called the girl up street to come over and hang out for a while, he was bored...she's a little mentally challenged. Before he actually called her I said, "we have plenty for dinner" if he wanted to ask her to eat here. So she asks what we're having on the phone and I tell him chicken legs and pasta salad.
Well, she was the first one at the table, took some chicken legs and a big pile of pasta salad. Hubby and I ate in the livingroom we were watching a football game. My son comes in and says Tiffany doesn't like the food, I say "Okay she doesn't have to eat it." I left it at that...
Then he said :rolleyes: she wants to use the phone to call her Mother. So she calls her Mother and tells her that the food was nasty.:eek:
So when I take my clean dish in, she says "Next time you invite me to dinner, you should call me up and ask me what I like!"
I said "That'll never happen!" She says "Never?" I said "nope"
This would make anyone else angry, but I have to consider the source, she really doesn't know what she's saying sometimes.;)
What a hoot! And P.S. Her Mother brought her over a Subway Sandwich.

[rebate queen]

P.S. Her Mother brought her over a Subway Sandwich.
Well I guess that explains why she acts like that...

[Cpogie]

Okay, so yesterday my son called the girl up street to come over and hang out for a while, he was bored...she's a little mentally challenged. Before he actually called her I said, "we have plenty for dinner" if he wanted to ask her to eat here. So she asks what we're having on the phone and I tell him chicken legs and pasta salad.
Well, she was the first one at the table, took some chicken legs and a big pile of pasta salad. Hubby and I ate in the livingroom we were watching a football game. My son comes in and says Tiffany doesn't like the food, I say "Okay she doesn't have to eat it." I left it at that...
Then he said :rolleyes: she wants to use the phone to call her Mother. So she calls her Mother and tells her that the food was nasty.:eek:
So when I take my clean dish in, she says "Next time you invite me to dinner, you should call me up and ask me what I like!"
I said "That'll never happen!" She says "Never?" I said "nope"
This would make anyone else angry, but I have to consider the source, she really doesn't know what she's saying sometimes.;)
What a hoot! And P.S. Her Mother brought her over a Subway Sandwich.

lol, I would of said the same thing too! gee I would of loved that dinner!! I love Pasta anything!!

[LORITHECHICK]

...we laughed all night about it. She's used to getting her own way 'cause "she's special" and Mom let's her walk all over her. I don't play that game, I figure if you don't eat it, you go hungry. But the phone conversation to boot was a hoot...

[Cpogie]

This was shared to me from a friend, If you love horses you will love this, It is a beautiful, inspiring, enjoyable 6+ minutes! enjoy. The WEG2006 Freestyle Dressage ..........
P.S. turn up the volumn a bit too....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQgTiqhPbw

[LORITHECHICK]

I read something on another forum that I thought I'd share...

Buy some GET WELL cards and put a few on your mantle. When company comes they'll think you were too sick and unable to clean!!! ;)

What a hoot and splendid idea! :)

[mspete]

When I seen an unexpected visitor come into our driveway (we live in the country) and the house is a mess, I quickly pull out the vacuum, put some paper towels and a can of furniture polish on the table. If they come in for "just a chat" I apologize for my sloppy appearance and explain that I was cleaning house! Doesn't take long to get the stuff out when they arrive or to put it away when they leave and get back to my soaps!

[LORITHECHICK]

Good one!!!