Finish My Sentence........

[wendav13]

How fun would it be to finish someone else's thought?

The rule's are simple - the person who finishes the sentence starts the next thought.

No double posting - you can't finish your own sentence!

Today I wish I could..............

[Cpogie]

fly to hawaii and spend atleast a week there.

[wendav13]

fly to hawaii and spend atleast a week there.

lol - now you need to start the next sentence!!

[Cpogie]

Getting older

[wendav13]

getting older...........means gravity starts taking over!

Every time I eat peanut butter.............

[lizmolik]

...it sticks to my mouth!

For onece in a lifetime.....

[wendav13]

[QUOTE=TrishaB;18749]Every time I eat peanut butter.............

I have to take my teeth out and clean them.


I fell out of my chair laughing - thanks for the laugh!!!

[wendav13]

...it sticks to my mouth!

For onece in a lifetime.....

will you stop and get directions!!!

If I could change one thing.................

[wendav13]

Time really flys when.............................................. .[/QUOTE]

you're on vacation and don't want to go home!

If I could change one thing..................

[Sassy65]

not repeating myself over and over again.

Let me see what should I do .............

[Cpogie]

go shopping or take a nap...


Do you remember bobby pins and....

[wendav13]

pink sponge rollers!

The first thing I do in the morning...............

[TrishaB]

pink sponge rollers!

The first thing I do in the morning...............

Is wake up!


Why are they going.....................

[Cpogie]

back in time??? this is 2007...

How did the front of my blouse get so......

[wendav13]

see through!:eek:

Last night I saw a..............

[sweety19]

a devil.......

making money is........

[Cpogie]

easy for some!

Last night we had

[sweety19]

......an argument

Its only words.......

[wendav13]

could take away pain.

When I came home today..........

[Sassy65]

and was greeted by my wild crazy dog. LOL!

Why did it ........

[wendav13]

take me so long to find out about free samples!


If pigs could fly..............

[sweety19]

.....I would sit on it and take a ride


Up above the world.......

[wendav13]

rainbows are grown.

People in glass houses..............

[sweety19]

.......never throw stones at others



Oh..my God...

[wendav13]

I swear I just saw a flying purple people eater.

Every time I sneeze..........

[sweety19]

.....I close my eyes


Everytime I hear your name......

[lizmolik]

...I want to scream! :eek:

Early in the morning...

[wendav13]

my neighbor walks his dog in his boxers:eek:

When I looked out the window.............

[Cpogie]

I saw that man in the polka dot boxers!!

Women cry over...

[wendav13]

men who wear speedos.

If I had a nickle for every...........

[Cpogie]

time my mother said stop that!

Looks like rain but then again.....

[wendav13]

the weather man has been known to be wrong before!

I can't help but laugh when..............

[Cpogie]

I see a car chase on TV......

They asked me for $100.00, so I told them.....

[Sassy65]

Do I look rich?

I can't wait for

[wendav13]

santa to visit me!!!

If there's a whole bottle of tequila.............

[VanillaBean]

...Wheres the worm??


A day like this...

[wendav13]

I could use a bottle of tequila!!

When life hands you lemons.................

[Cpogie]

throw them in the trash and go get a real drink!

What was that hanging out from my underware

[wendav13]

lOLOLOLOL..........

and why didn't you tell me it was there?!

If it starts raining cats and dogs.................

[breakaleg]

Don't step in the poodles!

Early to bed......

[Cpogie]

youngins.

The fortune teller said..........

[lizmolik]

...I will live forever

The dog...

[Cpogie]

just chewed up my new shoes!

can I use the green towel or

[lizmolik]

...the blue napkin

The cat went up the tree and...

[TrishaB]

peed right on my head.


Will you please............

[rebate queen]

stop suckering me into these games???


I have spent so much time on this site lately that....

[Zoneey]

my husband thinks I am having an affair.


It was so hot today I.....

[lizmolik]

...stayed inside with the air conditioner!

The last time I checked...

[Cpogie]

I thought it was right here....

Oh please can you get me...

[wendav13]

a fresh towel, a fresh drink and a fresh hubby............(lol - just kidding)

I looked under my bed and saw............

[rebate queen]

some more samples.


If I ever get my eyes uncrossed.....

[wendav13]

I might be able to to find the lost tequila bottle!!

My hubby opened up the trunk and found............

[rebate queen]

some more samples and 7 empty tequila bottles.


When the cows come home....

[wendav13]

I'll tip them over!!!

My car broke down and a cowboy...............

[TrishaB]

said might I give you a hand.


The tire was flat so we..............................

[rebate queen]

stole a moped.

I like my margaritas....

[wendav13]

stole a moped.

I like my margaritas....

And I woke up with a lamp shade on my head!!

Champgne makes me want to....................

[Cpogie]

pop another bottle, and toast the town...

Don't look under the front door mat........

[rebate queen]

you'll let my ex-husband out.


If you can't say something nice....
(I can really be a hippocrate sometimes..)

[LadyPyro]

If you can't say something nice....
...say something really wierd!

Time flies like the wind,...

[Cpogie]

and a good wind will blow your wig off.

Fingernails scratching on the blackboard sounds like....

[VanillaBean]

An old door that needs wd-40'd


The neighbors keep saying....

[Cpogie]

did you see the stuff that woman got in the mail today?

The toiklet bowl water had....

[VanillaBean]

Done run over on my new carpet!!!


Animals that are spoiled....

[Cpogie]

get to sleep in my bed with their own blankie!

It fell from the sky and landed...............

[VanillaBean]

Right onto my head!!


If at first you....

[jenrat]

spit in the drink, don't give it to me!

My favorite website is...

[Cpogie]

one that I can alot of samples at!

My shoe had a hole in it because.............

[jenrat]

...don't succeed, try, try, try, again! :)

Today is the day I...
Lizmolik you are faster than I!!!

will sleep in til noon!

I'm so tired I could...

[lizmolik]

...fall asleep on the keyboard! :D

I wish I could tell you...

[jenrat]

a link to a new (GOOD) sample. (or at least a halfway decent one!)

Sometimes, I really miss...

[lizmolik]

...going to school!

I couldnt imagine if...

[jenrat]

I didn't get a sample in the mail today. lol

When it's hot I like to...

[lizmolik]

...go swimming!!!

The police arrested me when I...

[jenrat]

ran through the streets *****, in my dream last night.

If I had a dog his name would be...

[jenrat]

LOL, nak*d (with an e) was rejected!

[lizmolik]

...Spot!

Living in the city is...

[jenrat]

horrible during rush hour traffic!

If it were snowing outside, I'd know...


((Is there a joke section on the forum? I did a search and didn't see one. Just wondering cause I was sent one of those funny emails that just needs sharing.))

[TrishaB]

it was cold out.

Now just where did I put my............................

[mom2fussbudgets]

brain?

I absolutely love...

[mom2fussbudgets]

horrible during rush hour traffic!

If it were snowing outside, I'd know...


((Is there a joke section on the forum? I did a search and didn't see one. Just wondering cause I was sent one of those funny emails that just needs sharing.))

Just start a new thread here in the General Discussion forum. :)

[wendav13]

when its snowing outside and i have a good book, glass of wine and a roaring fire!

Did you hear that...........

[Cpogie]

all the wine in china is no good???


Please stop hitting that..........

[lizmolik]

...channel button on the remote

When I went to the dentist...

[wendav13]

before it turns around and hits you back!

The pavement is sooooo hot.............

[wendav13]

drat - i did it again..............

[wendav13]

...channel button on the remote

When I went to the dentist...

all my teeth fell out!!

The pavement is soooo hot...........

[Cpogie]

he said every other tooth in my mouth had to come out.


Why is it everytime I use that...........

[Sassy65]

that I better walk on white stripes.

Shhh! I think .........

[Cpogie]

that I better walk on white stripes.

Shhh! I think .........

that there is a wabbit down that hole, frisky wabbit....


Oh just look at what happened...........

[wendav13]

when I pushed that red button!

If you don't wanna get zapped..............

[Cpogie]

keep that fork out of the wall socket!!!!


Gee looks like we have to replace that.............

[lizmolik]

...lightbulb in the lamp!

Is there anything...

[Cpogie]

under the bed that I should see????

What in the heck are you doing with that......

[wendav13]

lampshade on the top of your head.

Evertime I see someone slip and fall...............

[Sassy65]

I crack up laughing and wanted to try that! LOL!


Oh come on.......

[Cpogie]

it gives me goosebumps!

Do not pick that scab.................

[rebate queen]

let me do it for you.(gross)

When I smell that smell...

[lizmolik]

...it makes me want to puke! :eek:

Life is like a box of chocolates...

[TrishaB]

it makes you happy for a while.


hmmmmmmmm now where is that..............

[wendav13]

[QUOTE=Sassy65;19123]I crack up laughing and wanted to try that! LOL!
QUOTE]

I'm glad I am not the only one who laughs when I see people fall...I just can't help it!

[wendav13]

it makes you happy for a while.


hmmmmmmmm now where is that..............

booger I saved for later!

When I opened the box.............

[lizmolik]

...to find a wonderful surprise

How many times do I have to tell you...

[LadyPyro]

...How many times do I have to tell you...

not to lick that frozen flagpole?!


Honey, would you please...

[wendav13]

get the monster thats under neath the bed!


I laughed so hard that I................

[Carly's Mommy]

I laughed so hard that I................

started choking.


On my way home tonight, I need to...

[lizmolik]

...get some gasoline.

Why in the world would you...

[VanillaBean]

wear that in public!!


Is it just me or....

[lizmolik]

...is that lady carrying a dog?

Can I ask you...

[Cpogie]

if you would give me some money?

Look at that bug he has purple..........

[sweety19]

where do you go everyday


Remove that dirty........

[wendav13]

if you would give me some money?

Look at that bug he has purple..........

spots, a red horn, yellow eyes...and I think he is going to eat me.

Every time I open a bottle of tequila..............

[rebate queen]

I have to finish it


After I finish it....

[wendav13]

I wake up in my birthday suit in the bath tub with a chefs hat on.

Its so hot outside...........

[Cpogie]

I could run outside without my clothes on.

Pass me the.........

[rebate queen]

I cooked dinner on the sidewalk.


When I don't get any samples in the mail...

[rebate queen]

tequila.



When you are too slow on the keyboard....

[wendav13]

tequila.



When you are too slow on the keyboard....

lol - you get double posted!!


honey did you bring home the........

[rebate queen]

girl you were with last night.


I wish my kids would....

[lizmolik]

...get out of the house

What is my child...

[Cpogie]

doing with that snake??

Pass me the...........

[lizmolik]

...cash!!!

Give me some of that...

[rebate queen]

tequila.--Wendy started me on this subject)

Do you ever take....

[lizmolik]

your dog for a walk?

When will you ever...

[Zoneey]

stop talking.






What kind of name is that for a ..........

[lizmolik]

...big eyed cat

Last time I saw you...

[rebate queen]

you looked much better than you do now.


When you get a chance.....

[lizmolik]

...close those windows

I am so sick of...

[rebate queen]

...being sick.

The next time you do that...

[lizmolik]

...im gonna kick your butt!!

Leave that alone...

[wendav13]

the last time you touched that........everything blew up!


When I opened up the hood of my car................

[wendav13]

...being sick.

The next time you do that...

double post.........sorry....

i am goona smack u upside the head and make ur mama wish she was somewhere else!!!!!!!

[mom2fussbudgets]

When I opened up the hood of my car................a cat jumped out!


I think Poptarts are....................

[rebate queen]

cardboard jelly sandwiches.


Are you gonna just sit there and....

[sweety19]

and search startsampling forums


I think I shall never.....

[wendav13]

HAVE TO BUy TOOTHPASTE AGAIN!!

If I don't have my morning coffee......

[Sassy65]

and you better watch out.

Once upon a time there was.....

[TrishaB]

A green eyed monster chasing me.


If you don't stop that..........................

[Cpogie]

I'm gonna whip your behind!

Watch out for that man...........

[wendav13]

he took my hanes undies!!!

Tonigh I am going to...............

[Cpogie]

slip into something comfy.

OH my gosh did you see............

[Carly's Mommy]

that car run the red light?

I didn't realize...

[Cpogie]

that there was this huge elephant in the backyard.


Hold that door for.................

[teacheng1967]

.....the diva with cheesecake.:p

English is one of the most..............

[lizmolik]

...frustrating subjects ever!

College is not...

[Cpogie]

easy, but rewarding!!

Look out the window, what is that.........

[lizmolik]

...darn cat doing?

I live in the country where...

[TrishaB]

correct word usage is not always welcome.


Now where did I put that.........................

[LORITHECHICK]

bra that makes me look 29?

[LORITHECHICK]

I'd use an oven except...

[teacheng1967]

I don't turn it on in the summer.

Oh, sweetie, it looks so expensive and I'm..........:p

[TrishaB]

really jealous of you right now.

Why did that dog chase the......................

[Cpogie]

man in the clown suit???

Please pass the yellow..............

[lizmolik]

...raincoat!

How many people does it take...

[Cpogie]

to build a bridge???

Don't trip on the kids blocks......

[lizmolik]

...you might break your nose!

Keep me in mind when you...

[Cpogie]

win the lottery!!

Dig that hole bigger because I have ...........................

[lizmolik]

...to put the roots in there deep!

Count me out when you are going to...

[Cpogie]

the TAX man!!

Deal the cards and please don't..........

[lizmolik]

...let them hit the floor!

County music just makes me want to...

[TrishaB]

get up and dance.


Let's go out and.......................

[lizmolik]

...have a drink!

Take me out to the...

[wendav13]

new dinner and booze cruise yacht!!

If that bird doesn't shut up..........

[rebate queen]

...I'm gonna shove a gummy worm down it's throat.

Tonight, dinner will be...

[lizmolik]

...as good as ever!

The main problem with the world today is...

[TrishaB]

so much lack of compassion.

If that dog barks one more time........................

[lizmolik]

...i'm putting a muzzle on it!

Last night I...

[Cpogie]

found a suitcase full of money.

Better never than..............

[teacheng1967]

too often, Oy!!!

Once upon a time in a land far away............:p

[rebate queen]

...there were samples growing on trees.

I need about 500...

[lizmolik]

..dollars in my wallet :D !

Phew...only one more day until...

[richnstef92]

I can quit this diet and have a Big Mac!!

What in the world......

[teacheng1967]

kind of look are you trying to achieve with that strainer on your head, egg beaters hanging from your ears, and a wooden spoon gripped in your teeth?

So, you were driving down the dusty, gravel road, passed the green house, around the 3 apple trees and saw..............................

[Zoneey]

the librarian stark *****.



I"ll take another one for...........

[teacheng1967]

the opportunity to run wildly through the forest sans clothing, except for a few leaves of concealment.


Pretty soon it will be most obvious that it was all in the twisting of a single.......

[TrishaB]

tree branch.


Now listen up, I really need that right away so I can..............

[LORITHECHICK]

ride a cowboy. LOL
Which one of you....

[Cpogie]

left your underware on the floor??

Please pick up the peices of my finger................

[ept_0202]

when the cat gets done chewing on them.

Do we have any yellow....?

[Cpogie]

Paint? I want to paint the kitchen that bright yellow!

Kick that can................

[lizmolik]

...to the curb.

Water is the...

[wendav13]

essence of beauty.

Wine is the........

[TrishaB]

flow of life.

How about another bite of..........................

[lizmolik]

...that cheesecake

Babies make the world...

[wendav13]

such a happy joyful place!

Teenagers make the world..........

[lizmolik]

a dangerous place! :D

I went on a trip to...

[teacheng1967]

to the Outer Limits; there was no limit. Waaahoooo!!!

While there, I got my fill of.....................

[rebate queen]

....limitless free samples:D

To get them all back I had to...

[lizmolik]

...catch the sample monster! :D

How many samples...

[wendav13]

have you gotten in one day?


My mail person.............

[teacheng1967]

placed a special package beside the mail box, forgot to move the vehicle away from it and ran over it. KLUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!

It wouldn't have been so bad, but inside the box was.....................:mad:

[Cpogie]

someone's dirty underware, 2 cigars, and an empty whiskey bottle!

Don't bleach the towels............

[lizmolik]

..they will disintegrate!

Now just how much did you spend on those...

[teacheng1967]

diamonds? Since I own a diamond mine, I get the ones I wear at a very reduced rate, sort of FREE.

I usually wear them when going.........................

[Cpogie]

to Rodeo Drive.


Canned beans can cause.................

[TrishaB]

even the bears to run away.

I would love to see......................

[rebate queen]

...someone post more songs with colors or numbers in the title.

A woman without a man.....

[Zoneey]

is stronger and more intelligent than most.


I can't figure out this little voice inside my head it keeps saying...

[wendav13]

whats new p u s s ycat whoa whoa woowwoowoowoo.

Out of the frying pan and into.....

[Zoneey]

another day in the Arizona heat.

Too many cooks spoil the ........

[rebate queen]

...hunger strike.

When in doubt....

[teacheng1967]

go for cheesecake and diamonds.

Darling, I am growing old; silver threads among the ...........................

[Zoneey]

gold sure saves me money by not getting my hair weaved.



If it floats it's a ........

[lizmolik]

...raft.

Please help me finish my...

[ept_0202]

last box of girl scout cookies.

Would you please bag....?

[VanillaBean]

up those leaves for me?


Just when I thought it was over...

[Cpogie]

the band started to play that awful music again...

Roll up your sleeves, it going to be a long..........

[wendav13]

the band started to play that awful music again...

Roll up your sleeves, it going to be a long..........

long.....long....long.....day!

I think I really need...........

[Zoneey]

an ice cold cold cold margarita.



The cement was so hot I decided to...

[VanillaBean]

skip getting the mail- probably junk anyway!!


They say when it rains it pours, but here it....

[Cpogie]

it was pouring ice cold beers.....


Don't look at the sun because............

[Zoneey]

you will want to walk on sunshine.



Her engagement ring was so big it made others look like....

[Cpogie]

chipped glass.

Better not pout........

[Zoneey]

but I guess you have no choice with that snout.

She tried to set the record for cleaning.......

[Cpogie]

the bathroom with her toothbrush.

Watching the man in the moon....

[teacheng1967]

was most revealing; he was mooning me!!!!

Mmmm, so, big boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just.........................?

[wendav13]

was most revealing; he was mooning me!!!!

Mmmm, so, big boy, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just.........................?

PACKING A KIELBASA?

THE WIND BLEW SO HARD YESTERDAY...........

[teacheng1967]

flying airplanes were backing up.

"Why'd ya come in here dressed like that, with your high heeled boots and........."

[Zoneey]

I thought I was in Kansas!


There was one thing she was good at....

[wendav13]

ITS FILLING OUT FREEBIE FORMS.

The air is so thick outside today..........

[Cpogie]

you can cut it with a big knife!

Slap yourself into..........

[wendav13]

a giggling frenzy.

This morning, one side of my house the sun was shining - the other side.........

[Cpogie]

Pouring rain!!

Lighten up, it's going to be..........

[wendav13]

a wonderful weekend!!!

Tonight for dinner I am going to..........

[Cpogie]

make Chicken Enchiladas, Rice, and beans.

Make yourself comfortable while I...........

[wendav13]

go make some ice cold margaritas.

I start my christmas shopping.............

[rebate queen]

...at the liquor store.

Get off my......

[teacheng1967]

case of diahs. They're for supper tonight!

Where'd you get that big, gorgeous, hunk of a ................?:rolleyes:

[shopsforsix]

chocolate cake!!

Who took my last......?

[Cpogie]

NERVE pill??


What is that big green ..........

[Zoneey]

alien standing behind you.


Hey who emptied my gallon bucket of....

[teacheng1967]

margaritas?

All my rowdy friends are coming over.....................

[TrishaB]

to see how much trouble we can get into.


How about another round of...................

[Cpogie]

shooters for everyone?? I'm buying!

If you eat pizza for breakfast it will...............

[Zoneey]

make you wise.



If you eat ice cream for dinner you will.....

[teacheng1967]

have had the best part of the meal FIRST.

When you get to the end of your rope............

[VanillaBean]

add more rope!!


The Lord works in mysterious ways but....

[Cpogie]

he is not going to rub your back for you!

Captain Nemo had a huge..............

[rebate queen]

beautiful, slightly green, strong smelling.......................................... .................................................. .................................................. ...........................margarita:D


I really wanted it so I ..........

[Zoneey]

grabbed it with both hands and threw it in my purse and ran like crazy.


With friends like you I don't need ........

[wendav13]

grabbed it with both hands and threw it in my purse and ran like crazy.


With friends like you I don't need ........

to worry about anyone stabbing me in the back!!!

We had so many vodka tonics that.............

[Cpogie]

by the end of the night we were drinking the old mans hair tonic.

Double the money and I will ...............

[ept_0202]

oh, never mind...

[shopsforsix]

way to a woman's heart!!!


Put that down mister or.....

[wendav13]

There were so many double posts that I............

[Zoneey]

had another drink and called it a night.




The cats were meowing, the dogs were barking and my husband was...

[shopsforsix]

snoring so loud I got on the computer!!!

If I have to do this one over again......

[wendav13]

I am going to do it standing n a k e d on my head!

Please pass me the.........

[shopsforsix]

salt shaker so I can get this tequila down NOW!!!


I really need to get to bed or .....

[Zoneey]

I will surely lose my mind.


Hopefully it cools down before I resort to...