Finish My Sentence........

[Nannette29]

to eat whatever my heart desires! :)

If I had the entire day off today, I would

[tpmh37]

never get out of my pajamas.

The secret to.............

[Cpogie]

happiness is to always look on the bright side.

I can jump so high that............

[tpmh37]

that i can fly!

We will be...............

[cath_31]

......running out of things to talk about soon.

I just don't understand why..........

[caryn]

noone seems to want to stop this!

If I could.......

[hvacwife]

fly it would be great.

someone here is .....................

[caryn]

picking their nose!

Isn't that just .............

[cath_31]

disgusting!

I think people should start......

[caryn]

using kleenex instead of their fingers.

If they don't I might...........

[cath_31]

be sick.

Cleanliness is.........

[tpmh37]

something I'm trying to teach my son.

He never.................

[countrypkin65]

washes his hands before eating.

Tomorrow I think I will.............

[caryn]

not give him any food until he does.

If that doesn't work, I might..........

[LadyPyro]

wash them myself!

I can't stand dirty......

[caryn]

faces on children.

I wish their parents would......

[cath_31]

keep them clean.

If they can't do that........

[Disane]

shame on them!

I am soooooooooo .................

[LORITHECHICK]

Casper is a friendly ghost.

Great news...we're getting a ...........

[tpmh37]

new 60" flat screen tv.

Everyone deserves..........

[Disane]

to tell their story.

This is the ..................

[caryn]

beginning of ours.

Here it goes......

[LadyPyro]

...listen up!

Once upon....

[caryn]

a time........

Wait, hold the press..................

[LORITHECHICK]

our son actually cleaned his room.

Give peace a chance, otherwise............

[Disane]

go to war.

What is ...................

[tpmh37]

the matter with her?

Never order...........

[caryn]

pizza for delivery.

If you do...........

[cath_31]

you will have to tip the delivery person.

I try not to.............

[caryn]

give him too much or too little.

Why don't more people........

[MandMnmbr3]

do the right thing?

Seems like yesterday I......

[caryn]

cleaned the whole house.

What happened to...........

[cath_31]

the vacuum cleaner?

I wish I didn't have to............

[hvacwife]

get up in the morning.

my least favorite chore is...................

[LORITHECHICK]

washing the bathroom floor by hand. Ewww.

Life can be a challenge, so today I'm............

[hvacwife]

not doing a thing.

The lights are shining--------------------

[gatito]

So The Stars

This Year Is Gonna Be..............................

[Disane]

the best year yet!

Don't forget to mention .................

[gatito]

That Your Sister Is Pregnant.

Is She Having....................................

[Disane]

a hard time explaining this ordeal?

Your sister is only ...................

[caryn]

just a baby heself.

When will they...........

[cath_31]

ever learn?

Little girls should..........

[Disane]

not grow up too fast!

Thank God I'm not ..................

[LORITHECHICK]

a man.

The names have been changed to...............

[cath_31]

protect the sarcastic.

Are you one of..........

[gatito]

The Crazy Hens ???


Tomorrow Will Be The Day .................................................. ...............

[rebate queen]

...to kick @ss and cook chicken.

Would you like to........

[gatito]

Kick @ss ???? Yes !!

Do You Really Enjoy ..............................................

[Cpogie]

being that mean?

Some people have no........

[gatito]

Se Xual Life And That's Why They Are So Bitter.

Or Maybe Someone..............................

[GeorgiaMom]

p!ssed in their cheerios.


They should.......

[gatito]

Buy Panties That Fit, Not Too Tight !!!

Or Maybe Buy A Huge...................................

[rebate queen]

Buy Panties That Fit, Not To Tight !!!

Or Maybe Buy A Huge...................................

plastic thing to shove in/stop up their mouth.

Wonder if we could send a ....

[hvacwife]

message to the president??

How many drinks................

[caryn]

drinks does it take to get you loopy?

I can't.............

[mood4amelody]

stand it when the school bully grows up to be the forum jerk.

Who never got to.....

[gatito]

stand it when the school bully grows up to be the forum jerk. AHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! OH MY GOD !!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Who never got to.....


get in line for personality when they were still in Heaven!!!!

TALKING ABOUT BULLIES ...............................

[Disane]

I remember my neighbors crappy daughter!

In the future remember to ......................

[mood4amelody]

quit playing with fire!

Why I never....

[gatito]

Understand Other People's Sense Of Humor ???


Maybe Cause ................................................

[mood4amelody]

they don't really have one.

Do you smell...

[gatito]

Bully ???


Not Yet , Cause............................................. ........

[Disane]

my nose is stuffed up!

Do ya' get the feelin'..........................

[LORITHECHICK]

you're not going anywhere?

Laughing at you is more fun 'cause.............

[tpmh37]

you laugh with me.

It might be slightly..............

[caryn]

embarrassing.


But you..........

[gatito]

Are So Dumb To Notice


Today Is The Day .................................................. .

[caryn]

to get you back......

But before I do..........

[gatito]

My Checkbook I Have To Shave My Legs.


About Shaving........................................... ....

[caryn]

I only go to my knees

unless.............

[gatito]

Doing Some Kind Of Job.


Like Cleaning The Toilet ??.......................................

[caryn]

No, I don't do that on my knees.

I usually make my........

[gatito]

Eggs Over Hard

Cause Over Easy.................................

[caryn]

is pretty cheesy.

I prefer..........

[cath_31]

an Egg McMuffin to either of those.

Should I get .....

[Nannette29]

my hair colored blonde????

My dog would look much better.........

[gatito]

if i shave his head !! :eek:


today i feel like eating............................................ .............

[tpmh37]

a muffeletta.

Pass me the..........

[Cpogie]

salsa and chips please.

If you really feel that way then you should.........

[Nannette29]

have a chocolate martini! :D

They're so good because..........

[LadyPyro]

they're chocolate!

My dearling daughter made some....

[caryn]

wonderful cookies.

Which do you.............

[cath_31]

prefer, chocolate or vanilla?

I think most people.........

[LORITHECHICK]

think I'm crazy.

Happy Smurf Day and don't forget to wear.........

[caryn]

your underwear.

But if you do......

[LORITHECHICK]

wear blue...make sure we can see it.

Papa Smurf always says.............

[Cpogie]

why am I blue?

If you think your crazy maybe you should..........

[cath_31]

...be glad you aren't Dopey Smurf.

His problem was..........

[caryn]

He smoke too much weed!

Too bad......

[LORITHECHICK]

gas prices are so high, I would love to take a vacation.

You can't get blood out of a stone so I hear so I guess...........

[caryn]

I'll stay at home.


and..........

[tpmh37]

make it my tropical paradise vacation.

My goldfish won't............

[mkrebecca]

stop eating all the food.

But I just can't........

[Cpogie]

get the hang of that new game.

Some people are not good with...........

[mkrebecca]

finding the right color hair.

New games are always.........

[cath_31]

welcome here.

Why don't we ever..........

[LORITHECHICK]

read the dictionary?

Spring can't get here fast enough, so I decided to.............

[Disane]

move where there is sun and blueskies!

Treat yourself to .......................

[LORITHECHICK]

a new attitude.

Come fly away, but leave the ................

[caryn]

driving to us.

We are trying to.........

[Cpogie]

understand you.

Difficult people are a pain in the.........

[caryn]

rump.

When can we................

[cath_31]

all just get along?

I think that's a very............

[LORITHECHICK]

large amount of money for nothing.

The newspaper headline said.................

[caryn]

we can drink the water.

I wonder why......

[LORITHECHICK]

many people still do not recycle at all.

Sometimes it's better when...............

[caryn]

you just stay home in bed.

It helps if........

[Disane]

you know what to say.

My oldest child is ......................

[caryn]

in love.

I wonder when we will........

[cath_31]

get to meet her.

It's not easy.........

[Cpogie]

finding samples to post.

We have the best people doing...........

[caryn]

it for us.

I want to find..............

[LORITHECHICK]

the recipe for the worlds best casserole.

While I was waiting in the Doctors office I noticed..............

[caryn]

I was the only normal one there.

I wonder where...........

[LadyPyro]

the normal ones went?

I haven't seen...

[caryn]

any of them lately.

When do you................

[Disane]

think she will return?

She has no time for .................

[LORITHECHICK]

sewing, she's out shoveling snow.

Today is free Friday, they're giving away....................

[caryn]

anything you want.....

Come on over and...........

[LORITHECHICK]

we'll make some popcorn and tell stories around the fire.

Well, if you can fit more room in your freezer...I'd be happy to bring the......

[cath_31]

water for the ice cubes ;) .

Actually I can make some of my famous.........

[Cpogie]

water for the ice cubes ;) .

Actually I can make some of my famous.........

lol on the water for ice cubes....

Prime Rib with Yorkshire Pudding.

Have you ever seen a picture of..........

[LORITHECHICK]

Little Miss Muffet?

The color ended up to be purple it was supposed to be.............

[caryn]

green.

But then.......

[hvacwife]

you can't win.

the weekends are---------------------------

[LORITHECHICK]

nice and long when you get up early in the morning.

Finally, a recipe for..................

[caryn]

my favorite treat.

Who will help......

[LORITHECHICK]

bring back the old days of wine and romance?

Those who work in the salt industry have a great week ahead, but those who work in the pepper industry can expect...................

[caryn]

lot of sneezes!

Can you come..........

[LORITHECHICK]

over and fix the hole in their hospitality?

My sister says, "There's one place I'm glad I don't work, it's ..............

[caryn]

the car wash.

It would sure be a cold day.................

[cath_31]

...if I ever stepped outside my warm house.

I wonder who............

[Cpogie]

can't get out due to the weather?

If you continue to ...............

[lizmolik]

act like this, I am going to have to ground you! :D

If this were my lucky day, I would...

[LORITHECHICK]

find that "rebate" check in the mailbox.

Coffee, Juice or ................

[Nannette29]

seaweed extract? :eek: :D

Next week I will be leaving for ..........

[caryn]

the crazy farm.

Would anyone.............

[Zoneey]

wash my car?



It would make my Valentine day if.................

[mkrebecca]

my husband had the day off!

If I get flowers it will be.....

[caryn]

a miracle!!!!!!!!!

It'd be more likely ............

[LORITHECHICK]

be something with little thought.

The flamingo's out in the yard are...............

[LORITHECHICK]

doing the moon walk. :eek:

Yes, dancing is really great for.............

[caryn]

those who can move.....

Can we go to..........

[cath_31]

the dance club this weekend?

I know you don't like.........

[LORITHECHICK]

the words "crushed velvet".

His hair was golden, his eyes blue as the sky but those legs............

[laf76]

looked like they came from a chicken!

When I find my cat sleeping on his back..................

[LORITHECHICK]

I always smile.

The chickens are really fired up today, they took the eggs and ............

[caryn]

tossed them like they were hot potatoes.


Please help me get......

[LORITHECHICK]

some ideas for next week's dinners.

Don't walk around here like you own the place missy, our boss said.........

[Nannette29]

you're fired so get out of here now! :eek:

For Valentine's Day, my husband's getting me ...........

[Zoneey]

Calgon to take me away...................




No chocolate for me on Valentines day I really want a ...................

[LORITHECHICK]

trip for 2.

There's nothing like a cold.................

[caryn]

unless it's a heat stroke!!!

I wish it were...............

[Zoneey]

snowing here in Arizona as cold as it is.

Football season is finally ...................................

[countrypkin65]

coming to an end.

I think the Giants will.............

[VanillaBean]

embarass us again.


When is it ok for..............

[tpmh37]

me to take a day off?

I'm glad I'm not a teen these days, their fashion .............

[caryn]

leaves something to be desired!

I can't stand those low waisted.............

[Zoneey]

pants that show tramp stamps!




I will buy the next.............

[LORITHECHICK]

round of drinks if you put money in the Juke Box.

My man is so lazy...he doesn't even...............

[Zoneey]

change his underwear.




Your haircut is so bad you could be mistaken for a ..................

[caryn]

leprechaun

Would you please pass.....

[cath_31]

the jelly, er, I mean the Polaner All-Fruit.

I think I will make a peanut butter and...........

[LORITHECHICK]

Jellyfish sammie.

The chocolate eating is finally starting to catch up to me, my...........

[Jess0587]

butt is getting too big!

I'm going to start......

[LORITHECHICK]

lifting...candy kisses instead of bars.
:D
I went back to the store and told the manager to................

[caryn]

get to work or else!

I think I'm going to......

[utkd29]

go home and take a nap!

This weekend I am going to.............

[caryn]

rock and roll.

Can we go to the......

[Zoneey]

mud wrestling contest?

All right who is ready for Jello shots and.................?

[LORITHECHICK]

hot game of crazy eights?

I'm not staying there tonight...they have................

[Zoneey]

ten kids!!!



When I sleep I want.............................

[Disane]

to be able to wake the heck up!

While under the covers I .........................

[Cpogie]

pretend to be in another place.

If you want to see what the weather is like go.........

[LORITHECHICK]

over there and look out the dang window yourself!

You're probably wondering why I'm wearing all yellow today, it's because.....

[Zoneey]

I forgot the mixer was set on high when I turned it on.



Please go brush your teeth, your breath.........................

[caryn]

smells like you just let a BIG one!

I wish we could go to..........

[Zoneey]

the SuperBowl!


We will have to settle for.....................

[countrypkin65]

the couch in our living room.

Have you ever made....................

[LORITHECHICK]

stuffed flank steak?

You can tell he dyes his hair because............

[caryn]

it is such a slick black.

I hate it when....

[LORITHECHICK]

the same commercial is played over and over again.

Speaking of commercials, have you seen...........

[Disane]

the car commercial where the guy leaps over a car and lands in a chair and bends back to have water poured over him.....that turns me on!

I'm a real ..........................................

[caryn]

weirdo!:eek: (JK - LOL)

If that's all it takes......

[Zoneey]

to get your motor running.




Time to relax and get into my...................

[caryn]

jammies and go read a book.

What time..........

[Zoneey]

does the mud wrestling start?



I started to paint my toenails and noticed.................

[Disane]

someone had painted them while I was sleeping!

Have you noticed ...............................

[LORITHECHICK]

all the dirt under their table?

Having eyes in the back of your head come in handy...you can see...........

[Zoneey]

coming and going.




I am glad I don't think with my..........................

[caryn]

foot, I might fall!

When do you think we will............

[Zoneey]

get rich?




At the rate we are moving we............................

[Disane]

shall arrive in a few minutes.

I simply just don't understand why .............:confused:

[LORITHECHICK]

my husband shaved his goatee.

The school is having a special night on Tuesday, it's called........

[caryn]

Going Goofy with Math!

When do we get to...........

[tpmh37]

eat??

Don't you find it a little suspicious that............

[Zoneey]

your husband came home with his shirt insideout?

Why would you get your a tattoo that .........

[caryn]

you must remove all of your clothes for anyone to see?

Can we please..........

[Zoneey]

shut the drapes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will close my eyes.................

[caryn]

if you will hurry up.

How come it takes so long...........

[Zoneey]

for you to get dressed?



Go put your bunny slippers on and.............

[caryn]

meet me in the living room.

We will sit and have.........