Finish My Sentence........

[hvacwife]

brought the mail.

The christmas tree......................................

[gatito]

Is A Fake One.

I Am So Hungry................................

[jen2129]

I could eat my kitchen table.

On Saturday night................

[gatito]

WE ARE GOING ON A ROMANTIC DATE !:o


IN HALF AN HOUR.................................

[Nannette29]

I'm going to take a nap!

Later on, I'll watch..............

[jen2129]

Survivor & Greys Anatomy!!!!!!

My new camera.........................

[gatito]

Is A Piece Of Junk

Santa Claus Better....................................

[jen2129]

use the front door, because I have not chimney!

Christmas cookies...........................................

[gatito]

Are Only For Santa !


You Should Get A New................................

[jen2129]

stylist, you clothes like like they are from the 80's!

Can you just............

[gatito]

Give Me A Beer ?? And Shut Up ??


Last Night Me And My Dh...............................

[jen2129]

went to bed early. ;)

This morning I.................

[gatito]

Throw Up A Lot !


I Will Go To The...................................

[jen2129]

drive-thru to get our dinner!

I have to buy a pregnancy test because.............

[Nannette29]

I forgot to take my birth control pills, again! :eek:

If my husband sees the pregnancy test, he'll ................

[gatito]

Move Out Of The House ! Lmao !


Seriously...are You Pregnant ?

[Nannette29]

My husband would have to be as understanding as Joseph! Don't think so! :D

Tonight on TV, I will be watching...............

[gatito]

A Horror Movie.

What About You Go To..........................................

[Nannette29]

the store & get me something nice!?

Tonight for dinner I will be making ..............

[gatito]

A 98 POUNDS TURKEY !:eek:

HAVE YOU EVER .......................................?

[Nannette29]

seen an alien wearing a bikini???

It's been snowing all day and now I have to ..............

[hvacwife]

shovel the walk.

I would like the day............................................... ..

[gatito]

Only For My Self

Today At School............................

[gatito]

Nothing Interesting Happened


But The Parking Lot...................................

[jen2129]

is crowded with crazy shoppers.

If I only................

[gatito]

Win A Million!

Tomorrow Is The Day For................................

[jen2129]

payday and shopping!

Beards on men are...............

[gatito]

S E X Y Sometimes

I Never Leave The House Without................................

[Disane]

my American Express Card!

When I looked through the peephole.........

[cath_31]

I didn't see a thing.

Why do you always.....

[LORITHECHICK]

question my sentances?

You're invited to...........

[mood4amelody]

kiss my grits! lol

How many times ....

[tpmh37]

do I have to make this dish before I have to stop reading the recipe!

You should probably go.........

[Nannette29]

to culinary school! :D

If my dog barks one more time, I'm going to..........

[hvacwife]

smack him real hard.

if it keeps snowing........................................... .

[gatito]

I Will Move To Fl !

Tomorrow It's Saturday And...................................

[Nannette29]

we're supposed to get 1'-2' of snow & I have to go to work! :eek:

If it snows that much..............

[gatito]

I Will Stay Home And Have Some......soup

Is The Mailman...................................

[Nannette29]

filling my mailbox full of samples today??

If I stay home tomorrow ..................

[gatito]

i will make a baby !

my new windows..................................

[Nannette29]

need to be washed already!!!!

I just fed the squirrel some nuts and .............

[LORITHECHICK]

he ate them but left me a big mess to clean up.

I see you pick your friends like you pick.........

[gatito]

Tomatoes.

Did You Buy That Little............................

[jen2129]

witch a present???

The guy I met at the bar was.....

[gatito]

A Real Jerk !

Tell Santa To.........................

[jen2129]

skip his house!!!!

It's Friday night and I.....

[gatito]

Am Going Out With Hubby And Ed !!

Why Didn't You Answer.......................................

[jen2129]

my love letter??

I miss going to....

[gatito]

The "corner"

Your Mil Just Called............................................ ..............................

[LORITHECHICK]

she said not to wait up for her, she'll be out all night with Ed.

You can shake it and see......

[gatito]

the pepper coming out

is she really going out with ed ??

[Nannette29]

tonight or were you just saying that?

My male cat keep trying to ....................

[Disane]

spray on my leg!

Underneath the bed was ..................

[hvacwife]

plenty of dust bunnies

he used all the.............................

[jen2129]

toliet paper and left me one square!

Tomorrow is going to be......................

[Nannette29]

a wintry nightmare!!! :eek:

If the roads are as bad as the expect............

[LORITHECHICK]

I'll have to get the sleigh out of the barn.

The cows are ........................

[hvacwife]

mooing

Diet pepsi comes............................

[LORITHECHICK]

in handy when you want to remove paint.

Ed said he'd take your MIL out when ..................

[gatito]

He Have Some Money...


Today It's Been..................................

[jen2129]

peaceful, no harassing phone calls from my family!

The mall was so..............

[hvacwife]

crowded

people this time of year are...................................

[Disane]

spending lots of money!

Don't you ever ..................

[hvacwife]

say that to me again.

i like to stay away......................................

[jen2129]

from using our credit cards.

Tomorrow we have to................

[gatito]

CUT OUR CREDIT CARD IN PIECES !!:eek:

I JUST GOT AN EXCELLENT.............................

[Disane]

idea!

Whatever happened to ..............

[gatito]

The Dog, Just Forget It !

Have You Ever Eat Some..................

[Disane]

foods that are not fully cooked?

Oh the joy of .....................

[gatito]

Been A Mother Is The Best !!!

Tomorrow If The Mailman........................

[Disane]

doesn't deliver me a freebie I'll be angry!

He makes me .......................

[gatito]

Breakfast Sometimes .....

The Dog Is Outside.........................

[Disane]

begging to come in.

Do you have..........

[gatito]

A Big Car ??

The Moon Is Gonna Be.......................

[Disane]

what I am gonna' jump over tonight!

Because of this storm ................

[gatito]

I HAVE TO STAY HOME !:mad:

THIS WEATHER .............................

[Disane]

is great to sit indoors and look out at.

Todays Sunday meal consists of ..................

[gatito]

Going To A Buffet ....

My Mil Is Just...............

[Disane]

my figure of speech!

This time next week.................

[gatito]

I Will Get Survey Money !:d

If You Behave....................................

[Disane]

I won't take a strap to your behind!

Sometimes I believe that.....................

[gatito]

We Are Here For A Reason

Like The Stars.........................

[Disane]

I see when I am dazed!

Just wait and .....................

[gatito]

You Will See

Can You Buy Me Some................

[Disane]

time cuz' I'm runnin' a wee-bit late.

Always remember to.....................

[hvacwife]

brush your teeth

the price of new cars...........................................

[gatito]

Are Higher Every Minute

Maybe Tomorrow......................

[hvacwife]

you will see the light

cats and dogs.................................

[Disane]

are God's creation!

Jeepers creepers ..................

[hvacwife]

it is close to Christmas/.

Monkey, apes and gorillas...............................

[Disane]

are all primates.

First you have to .................

[gatito]

Are So Ugly

How Far Are You From......................

[hvacwife]

the end of the world???????????

I"m way far..................................

[Disane]

behind in my Christmas shopping.

I'm trying my best to................

[hvacwife]

be nice

I"m cooking..................

[Disane]

with my oven door open.

The fun is just about ......................

[hvacwife]

over for today

since you are cooking........................................... .....

[Disane]

I'll just have to set the table.

Once upon a time in a.......................

[gatito]

Box Of Shoes....

A Queen Was Looking For..................................

[Nannette29]

her crown because she forgot it was on her head!

The princess was searching for............

[hvacwife]

the buried treasure

cold and flu season............................................ .....

[Nannette29]

is well upon us!

My head is hurting because.........

[Cpogie]

that lampshade was too tight on my head!

Well shut my mouth, look who is talking about...........

[LORITHECHICK]

pms.

I don't feel guilty about eating 2 cookies but I do when I eat..........

[LadyPyro]

...the whole batch!

Quick, hide, here comes...

[jen2129]

those annoying survey people at the mall.

My scarf is.................

[LORITHECHICK]

flying by itself up into the wind.

Frosty is so old his.....................

[Nannette29]

eyes of coal have turned to diamonds!! WooHoo!! :D

I'm selling the diamonds and buying myself .............

[gatito]

A New House..

The Snow Here............................

[Disane]

in Columbus, Ohio has just about melted!

Today is Tuesday and .......................

[gatito]

Tomorrow Is Wednesday...

Have You Ever Seen A .............................

[hvacwife]

wild turkey strut??????????????

i live in the land of

[LORITHECHICK]

garland, pine needles and flashing Santa pins.

I've wanted those I skates since I was a kid but I never got them because............

[gatito]

They Didn't Have My Size.

For Christmas Eve ..................................

[LORITHECHICK]

I'll finally try mince meat...but this time I'm using cat.

Oh I crack up every time I think about..........

[gatito]

The Movie I Watched Last Week

Target Had A Good Sale...................

[LORITHECHICK]

Crimbo sweaters were only 9.99.

We'll be singing in the usual way, but Annie's Crimbo song is.............

[gatito]

Jingle Bells ??? Lol

Are The Sweaters Green Or ?................................

[LORITHECHICK]

just the usual Crimbo colors?

Annie's Crimbo song is just not like the other ones, she's roasting...............

[gatito]

A Pig ?????

Why Not The Jingle Bells ?.............................

[hvacwife]

real loud and long.

donate your time to.............................

[LORITHECHICK]

helping me find that perfect....gift will ya.

You may select from either the front loader, the back door or the ..............

[hvacwife]

no door.

-36 degrees means that it is.....................................

[LadyPyro]

...cold enough to freeze your tongue to the flagpole!

You better be good, because...

[Cpogie]

Santa is coming to my house first, so you better not pout.

Jingle Bells are made of .............

[LORITHECHICK]

elf balls.

Gosh, I thought you were taking the...................

[hvacwife]

the cold weather.

the sunrise out the window this morning...................................

[Disane]

shone brightly through my bedroom window.

The department store where I ......................

[LORITHECHICK]

bought the Crimbo Sweater is now going out of business.

Shame on you for not.............

[hvacwife]

eating your vegetables.

dead flowers are found..........................

[Cpogie]

in the dumpster in the back of the flower shop.

Chopped liver is not good with...............

[Nannette29]

anything served at my house! :eek:

My coffee tastes like .................

[LORITHECHICK]

reindeer poo.

You'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to..............

[hvacwife]

wake up the chickens

cream cheese bagels and .................................

[gatito]

Some Jelly Are Great !!

Are You Done With Your Christmas....................................

[hvacwife]

shopping and cookies???????????

raspberries and chocolate are not.....................

[LORITHECHICK]

gross when you put them together like that.

Fancy you being here, I thought you were.............

[hvacwife]

on vacation some place.

drive the car to....................................

[laf76]

the mailbox if you are too lazy to walk.

I never can find the scissors.............

[MandMnmbr3]

when I need them to curl ribbons!

Hurry up, hide that...... :eek:

[hvacwife]

box of presents.

walking to the mailbox............................

[LadyPyro]

is way more fun if the dog walks with you!

Tonight, we will be having...

[mkrebecca]

pizza, before we get the kids to bed...

If they don't listen, santa will..........

[Cpogie]

eat all the cookies and leave them coal in their stockings.

The day after Christmas is always...............

[hvacwife]

just another day in the week.

i got the most worthless..............................

[MandMnmbr3]

gift that anyone could possibly receive.

I can't wait to get.....

[hvacwife]

these holidays over with.

how many oranges are you........................

[LORITHECHICK]

putting in your blender?

Merry Christmas morning everyone....may your day be full of...........

[GeorgiaMom]

joy and happiness.

My new years resolution is........

[Cpogie]

a simple one, go on a diet, all of which is easier said than done.

By the time I get the next sample I will...........

[MandMnmbr3]

be signing up for more!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all.....

[rebate queen]

......a full mailbox!!!:D


Since it is Christmas day, would you like another......

[hvacwife]

glass of egg nog?

can you help me??????????????????????????

[Cpogie]

decide what to make for dinner?

The last train to Clarksville is leaving..........

[hvacwife]

SOON.

i'm so glad today is finally..........................................

[MandMnmbr3]

over!!!

Better hurry, tomorrow all the.....

[Cpogie]

sales start, and the early bird gets the good deals.

I wish this was better than..........

[LORITHECHICK]

the last one because obviously I don't remember the first one.

When a grown man doesn't know how to shut the alarm clock off, he's an...............

[hvacwife]

either late riser or deaf.

Today certainly feels like it should be....................

[Cpogie]

the start of the weekend.

Please read what is written before you..........

[LORITHECHICK]

erase the chalkboard.

Give it up girlfriend, you'd better tell me about.................

[MandMnmbr3]

that party you went o last night.

Pretty soon it will be......

[hvacwife]

summer in the lower 48 states

We don't get....................................

[MandMnmbr3]

much snow in the desert.

Can you help me.....

[hvacwife]

shovel up here in Alaska?

weeds grow all...........................

[MandMnmbr3]

over my yard in the spring.

I wish it was......

[Cpogie]

me winning the million dollars in that sweepstake!

Yellow looks like a poor mans.............

[MandMnmbr3]

soup!

Did you see the way he.....

[buckeyegirl]

checks out his butt in the mirror?



My arm gets tired when....

[antbaby]

I hold my daughter all day.:cool:



Tonight we are

[Disane]

doing abso-jumpin'-lutely nothing!

I'm so glad ....................

[hvacwife]

I can read.

Is this the.........................

[Cpogie]

same size that I wore last year?

You can slice it, dice it, or mash it, but you can't.........

[hvacwife]

eat it.

I"m not going near.....................................

[Cpogie]

my MIL, she smells.

Did you get everything..........

[MandMnmbr3]

you asked for?

Soon it will be time to.....

[Disane]

take down the Christmas decorations.

I always forget to .........................

[hvacwife]

wipe the baby's nose

things are moving .......................................

[MandMnmbr3]

very fast!

When will it be time to....

[Disane]

leave this awful place.

Gosh darn it I forgot ......................

[MandMnmbr3]

to pack hubby's lunch! :eek:

He will have to ......

[hvacwife]

eat out.

we are not moving.........................

[MandMnmbr3]

like we had planned.

If the neighbors don't stop honking their horn.....

[LORITHECHICK]

I'm going to throw the fruitcake at them because I hate fruitcake just as much as listening to their honking.

They tell you not to use the blow dryer while sleeping, I guess that means.......

[Disane]

while in a daze too!

Walking to fast will .....................

[hvacwife]

make you short of breath.

running is not good...............................

[Cpogie]

when you have bad knees.


Go wash that makeup off of your face, it has something in it to make you.....

[cooking4]

doesn't get any easier!

I wish I had a

[hvacwife]

Ipod with directions.

I"m making a mess doing..................

[cath_31]

..nothing at all!!

What is the matter with....

[hvacwife]

acting like a kid.

acting foolish is.........................

[LadyPyro]

sometimes a lot of fun!

This New Year's Eve I'm going to.....

[LORITHECHICK]

bang pots and wear a party hat...doesn't everyone?

My girly friends are so crazy they decided to..............

[hvacwife]

come visit me in Alaska.

The family can't stand.............................

[LORITHECHICK]

so we sit most of the time. tee hee.

Now if I said it once, I've said it a hundred time...don't........

[scarlettejeanne]

Gilbert Grape? He just sits and......................

[hvacwife]

eats and stares out the window.

kids and cats are running...............................

[scarlettejeanne]

wild at my house!!!! Come on Jan. 7!!

After that date, there will be......................................

[hvacwife]

peace and quiet at my house.

kill the.............................

[Disane]

music it's too loud!

The lines at the supermarket....................

[hvacwife]

are really short today

the short people..................

[Cpogie]

have to stand in front so we can see them.

Where in the world is.............

[MandMnmbr3]

Waldo?? :confused: LOL!!

Did you try looking under......

[Cpogie]

the bed with the dust bunnies?

Please shut your.........

[hvacwife]

car door.

Christmas is not.........................

[cath_31]

that far away, it's only 360 days away ;) .

What did you think of......

[hvacwife]

the football game today??

Who is going to.....................

[Disane]

be the first to stand up?

My only regret is .................

[hvacwife]

getting married too late.

The sign said.......................

[tpmh37]

only one to a customer.

My new year resolution is.........

[Disane]

no more gossip!

Spreading gossip leads to .....................

[hvacwife]

mean and nasty rumors/

Cell phones are a ..........................

[tpmh37]

necissity for my family.

I love the smell.........

[hvacwife]

cinnamon

i can't stand the song............................

[LORITHECHICK]

, you know the one that says something about you light up my life.

Happy New Year and let's make this one our year to ....................

[Disane]

remember.

You look just like .................

[LORITHECHICK]

I did when I was 42.

There's only one thing left for me to do before the new year, I'm going to............

[gatito]

go to the bathroom...

TOMORROW IS A NEW YEAR..................

[hvacwife]

and a new day.

I"m drinking something with.....................

[gatito]

coffee...

i wish pizza hut had................................

[hvacwife]

free pizzas

My dinner guests...................

[tpmh37]

will love the way the table is set.

Who ever is the last to............

[Disane]

change the sheets musta' wet the bed!

She just isn't .........................

[Cpogie]

pretty no matter how much makeup she uses.


I love to see ............

[Disane]

his muscular body when he flexes!

You have got to be ..................

[hvacwife]

kidding!!!

Snow machines are not..................

[Cpogie]

good replacements for real snow.

She had green teeth from..........

[Disane]

eating the grass!

Never let your ..................

[tpmh37]

kids make quiche.

Can't we just.........

[hvacwife]

all get along?????????????/
I can't stand this music.............................

[Disane]

that's given me a huge headache!

Only a flippin' coward would ................

[hvacwife]

run from the cops.

Drinking iced tea in......................

[Disane]

huge quantities makes me wee-wee!

For some unknown reason ................

[hvacwife]

I"m not cooking dinner tonight.

The birds are................................

[LORITHECHICK]

huddled together because it's so cold.

I cannot believe that money is being spent on...............

[gatito]

PLASTIC SURGERY ! :eek:

THE MORE MONEY YOU MAKE..........................

[caryn]

The more taxes you pay!

This will all end when I......

[tpmh37]

say it does!

How many of ...........

[caryn]

those beers are you going to drink?

When will it be time to........

[tpmh37]

pick up the kids?

When is he...........

[caryn]

going to give me a raise.

What time will we.......

[Disane]

attend the wedding ceremonies?

My what huge ...................

[Cpogie]

B00Bies you have!

I was not peeking at you, I was..........

[hvacwife]

looking out the window.

car and trucks use............................

[tpmh37]

way too much gas!

I've finally finished.............

[hvacwife]

taking the Xmas stuff down.

Librarians are doing...........................

[tpmh37]

their annual shelf cleaning.

After midnight.................

[LadyPyro]

I will be in bed.

Tomorrow, we will...

[caryn]

all sleep late.

Then we will......

[MandMnmbr3]

go to the movies.

For breakfast I want.....