Finish My Sentence........

[jen2129]

I drink coffee at night & I know it will keep my up, but I do it anyways!

Last night I...............................

[gatito]

Went To Bed Really Late.......................


And Today.................

[Cpogie]

it looks like it could rain, but no such luck.

I need to file my nails so they.................

[gatito]

Can Scratch Better....................


I Just Won The Lottery.......................

[MandMnmbr3]

so don't wake me from my dream.

Too many times I forget to....

[gatito]

Feed The Bird.............................

Last Night Something.................

[Cpogie]

fell from the ceiling and hit me in the face.

That darn squirrel is eating my.................

[gatito]

Parakeets ......................


I Will Have To..................

[LORITHECHICK]

get some cleaning done around here.

If you would have written down the number, I'd be.............

[jen2129]

happy to call in our take out dinner!

I swear if I....................................

[gatito]

don't get my paycheck today....................



i will just...............

[jen2129]

cut up all my credit cards & give everyone my free samples for Christmas!

So when are you going to...............

[gatito]

Celebrate Tonight ??...................................


Maybe........................

[jen2129]

just maybe, I could wish for a laundry fairy to appear & do all of our laundry for one week!

How about..............

[gatito]

You Get That Laundry Fairy's Number And Pass It .....................


Tomorrow I Won't ...................

[jen2129]

have a hangover!

An ice cold beer...............

[gatito]

Or Maybe A Soda.....................

I Want Some Fajitas....................

[jen2129]

and pancakes!

It's time to do chores..................

[gatito]

And Leave The Forum........................


Let's Buy .........................

[bvanpeltsw]

a birthday cake for gatito!!!:D

The best advice I ever received was......

[gatito]

Your Mom's And Mine......................

So You Better Follow..............

[bvanpeltsw]

everyone's advice or I will die!

Smiley faces are for.....

[gatito]

Everyone That Is Happy !!


Who Are You Gonna Call ?? ..................

[bvanpeltsw]

Ghostbusters!

I never miss a TV show about....

[gatito]

Crimes.................

When I Was Growing Up...............

[bvanpeltsw]

I hated little boys!

I like to drink.....

[gatito]

Coke ......................


But Really Hate To Eat................

[mkrebecca]

liver and onions!!!

But I love to eat..........

[karrie93]

pizza with pepperoni, onions, and green peppers.

My shoes are...

[mkrebecca]

all lined up in the closet waiting for my to wear them!!

I only have 35 pair, but I need........

[gatito]

To Buy 35 More Pairs....................

The Only Problem Is...................

[jen2129]

it's way past bedtime but I can't seem to turn the computer off!

Tattoos are...............

[mkrebecca]

a wonderful thing if thats your thing........

The last time I looked,

[MandMnmbr3]

it was still there.

Can you please.....

[Disane]

play by the rules!

My only problem with him is..............

[LORITHECHICK]

the way he leaves everything for me to clean up!

I learned alot from .........................

[gatito]

My Parents.......................


My Neighborhood.......................

[bvanpeltsw]

is full of old men and cowboys.

I need to......

[gatito]

Buy A New Pair Of Shoes........................


For Christmas I Want.............

[bvanpeltsw]

an engagement ring!

I never read the.....

[gatito]

Bible....................


I Have A Craving For...................

[bvanpeltsw]

turkey sandwiches!

I check......

[gatito]

my email every day.....................


what am i gonna do..................

[bvanpeltsw]

tomorrow after I eat turkey???? SLEEP!!!!:p

I will never......

[gatito]

Eat Spinach.....................


I Thought Tomorrow You Have To......................

[bvanpeltsw]

be lazy and not cook!

The early bird always gets the.....

[gatito]

Neighborhood Up Really Early...............................


And I Don't Like.................

[bvanpeltsw]

people who think they are all that and a bag of chips!

I am waiting for my coupon train and......

[gatito]

I Will Send It Out As Soon As I Get It ........................


And That Is Not Gonna Happen Till.................

[bvanpeltsw]

people get off up their butt and send it!

I am waiting for.....

[gatito]

The Mail To Come.......................


I Just Remember.......................

[bvanpeltsw]

that I have a pie in the oven!

The most over-rated thing is....

[jen2129]

birthdays!

My nail polish is...............

[bvanpeltsw]

chipping on my toes!

I take notes....

[jen2129]

to the post office.

When t-shirts get old.....................

[gatito]

I Use Them To Clean...................


I Think I'm Gonna Sleep.....................

[mkrebecca]

on the couch until my honey gets home!!!

If I don't feel better in the morning,

[gatito]

I Will Go To The Doctor.........................


My Cat Just......................

[mkrebecca]

ate my soup.

I guess I will have to............

[gatito]

Kill The Cat !...........................


Some One Is At The Door...................

[bvanpeltsw]

so go open it!

I am watching.....

[gatito]

Are You Sure ??...............................


What If......................

[bvanpeltsw]

Santa Claus does not visit this year?

My favorite shoes are....

[gatito]

Like Those Elves Wear.....................


I Want Something Red ...................

[bvanpeltsw]

to wear for Christmas......

My favorite animal is....

[gatito]

A Tiger.......................


And My Favorite Color Is...........

[bvanpeltsw]

blue, but I really like yellow too!

I've always wanted to go to ......

[gatito]

Hawaii..........................

My Worst Nightmare .....................

[bvanpeltsw]

running into my ex!:eek:

I never leave the house without my.....

[gatito]

Bra ....................


But It Would Be Funny.................

[Disane]

to jump up and down.

Welcome to the..........

[gatito]

Jungle.....................


Wasn't That.................

[mkrebecca]

what he said yesterday??

What about the box you had...........

[gatito]

Hiding Under The Bed ??.....................................



Had Your Dog.................

[bvanpeltsw]

went to the bathroom on the carpets????

I am up too early because.....

[gatito]

I Wanted To Search For Samples............................


And I Am Really Hungry.......................

[bvanpeltsw]

so let's go to IHOP!

I looked outside and I see....

[gatito]

Nothing But Snow #$%@* !!...............................


I Don't Know......................

[mkrebecca]

how I will ever make it on time.

I woke up feeling like....

[LORITHECHICK]

it was Monday.

Happy Thanksgiving and try to keep...........

[Cpogie]

the wishbone intact, then wish for something happy!

Leftover Turkey is good with.........

[LadyPyro]

leftover chardonnay!

Please pass the...

[gatito]

Corn Casserole ...........................


I Want My Wine...............

[bvanpeltsw]

but I like liquour better!

I ate too much.....

[gatito]

I Feel Like I'm Gonna Explode .....................


Hopefully.............................

[bvanpeltsw]

it does not snow too much tonight!:eek:

My cats are.....

[MandMnmbr3]

all outside eating their treats.

You can't eat pumpkin pie...

[LORITHECHICK]

until you eat your dinner.

Don't take her word for it, she's ...............

[Disane]

never told anyone the truth!

Now that Thanksgiving's over..........

[tpmh37]

everyone can go home now>

I'm running so late..........

[Cpogie]

I will never be able to get to the sales!

Hide that gift from snoopy before she tells.......

[LORITHECHICK]

Granny we got her a thong.

You get what you pay for, that's why I got her a ............

[Cpogie]

an over the shoulder boulder holder.


Cuddle up with a cup of ................

[bvanpeltsw]

hot toddies....It is cold outside!

I want to go.....

[Disane]

somewhere with someone kind.

Who the heck cares if.............

[MandMnmbr3]

your dressed, lets go!!! :p

Please, pass the......

[jen2129]

toilet paper.

I can't believe it's almost................

[Cpogie]

time for you to go home.

Please shut his mouth because he is driving me............

[jen2129]

to sing the next song for karaokee.

Oh I wish, I wish............................

[MandMnmbr3]

I were a fish...LOL

Dogs howl, cats purr, men......

[jen2129]

wish they could cry as often as a woman does!

Right now my husband is......................................

[MandMnmbr3]

Snoring!

Quick, go get the....

[jen2129]

car, I just peed my pants!

Thank goodness tomorrow.............

[gatito]

I Will Get More Samples.!!



Have Your Dad Or Mom..................................

[bvanpeltsw]

bring the beach from Florida!

I cannot wait for.....

[jen2129]

my butt to shrink!

Leftovers are...............

[bvanpeltsw]

are awesome because I do not have to cook!

The worst part of the day is.....

[gatito]

The Morning When I Have To Get Up !


I Wish For A................................

[jen2129]

teenage daugther with no drama!!!!!!!!!

Soda is................................................

[bvanpeltsw]

awesome when I am tired.

My favorite TV show is.....

[jen2129]

Grey's Anatomy.

For dinner we are..............

[bvanpeltsw]

going to Outback!! YUMMY!!!

I always have a.......

[jen2129]

diaper in my purse!

My cell phone is.............

[bvanpeltsw]

somewhere in the house!

Did you remember to......

[gatito]

feed the cat ??



my ice cream........................

[jen2129]

usually melts by the time I get to eat it!

Our Christmas tree...............................

[bvanpeltsw]

is going up next Sunday.

Wait! Did you get....

[jen2129]

that guys number, he was hot!

My favorite.........................

[bvanpeltsw]

thing to do is sleep!

Did you say that you got......

[jen2129]

tickets for the Kiss concert?

Hulk Hogan.........................

[bvanpeltsw]

is something I was just watching on TV.

I never watched......

[Cpogie]

those monster kids that live down the street.


She has so many wrinkles on her face it looks like....

[gatito]

Fredy Kruger.!!



I Am So Scared...............

[jen2129]

TO GET OUR HEATING BILL!

My neighbors.....................

[MandMnmbr3]

always steal our newspaper. :mad:

I hope Santa brings me a........

[gatito]

New Bike.


I Wish I Can...................

[Cpogie]

have that Ice Cream cone you promised me.


Don't cry again, I am going to slap you in the...............

[gatito]

Butt!!


Do You Want Ice Cream Or ??.................

[Cpogie]

a Hot Fudge Sundae??

I wish I could hide that gift in..................

[bvanpeltsw]

pie???

I miss........

[gatito]

My Family.



On My Next Vacations...............

[MandMnmbr3]

I want to go on a cruise.

You better get a jacket.....

[jen2129]

to cover up that horrible sweater from your MIL!

My first boyfriend......................................... ...

[MandMnmbr3]

was a loser!

Let's make a fire and......

[jen2129]

should be able to run on water since gas costs too much!

Every night I....................

[gatito]

Pray Before I Sleep.


My Sweater...........

[jen2129]

is so tight it could be a bodysuit!

Tomorrow morning we are.............

[gatito]

Going To Church And Then ... Brunch !!


My Family.................

[jen2129]

needs to get together more often.

My brother used to................

[bvanpeltsw]

do nothing bc I do not have a brother!:eek:

Do you feel that.......

[gatito]

Sometimes Get Lost ??



My New Broom Is Not Working..................

[jen2129]

I better give it back to my ex-MIL for her to ride it!

This website is...........

[bvanpeltsw]

moving too slow for me tonight!

Wow, I didn't know....

[jen2129]

that there are husbands out there that don't watch football.

Going to the movies is..........

[gatito]

REALLY BORING


Do You Like Your .........................

[jen2129]

haircut, because it looks like an alien's wig!

Oh please let this be..........

[gatito]

The Last Game.


I Have To Work................................

[jen2129]

when my daughter goes to kindergarten, in five years!!!!!!!!!

With my glasses on.............

[bvanpeltsw]

I look like a nerd.

The sweater is.....

[gatito]

Too Tight !!!!



I Need To...................

[jen2129]

get some more samples for my trip.


A nice hot cup of.............

[gatito]

Cocoa !


The Snow Here......................

[jen2129]

hasn't started thank goodness.

There was an old lady.............

[tpmh37]

who smoked cigars with old man Grady.

For years we have.......

[LORITHECHICK]

wasted money on fast food.

Don't take this personally but ..................

[bvanpeltsw]

we are only playing a game on the internet.

I forgot to take out the.....

[gatito]

Dead Bird From In The Cage.


I Like To..........................

[bvanpeltsw]

surf online and find cool deals!

I never finish.....

[gatito]

Eating Cause I'm Watching Tv.


Is This Game ..........................??

[bvanpeltsw]

suppose to be fun?;)

Samples make me......

[gatito]

So Happy !

It's Like Christmas When.....................

[bvanpeltsw]

snow is here and I am drinking hot chocolate!

I meant to buy.....

[gatito]

A New Car.


Can Someone Give Me...................

[bvanpeltsw]

some money for Christmas presents?

My computer.............

[gatito]

Is A Pain In The Butt.



My Neighbors Are Having............

[tpmh37]

their house madeover by Ty Pennington.

I had to stop myself from....

[bvanpeltsw]

changing the channel!

Don't you hate it when....

[gatito]

Someone Sent You Stupid Messages?


There Was An Accident.....................

[bvanpeltsw]

on the interstate today!

My kids are.......

[gatito]

Bothering Me Cause They Want A Wii !



The Police.......................

[scarlettejeanne]

are not as appreciated as they should be.

I am; therefore, I must.............................

[gatito]

Buy A House.


My Cat Is Just..................

[jen2129]

a crazy animal.

Now that football is over..........

[bvanpeltsw]

but it isnt over yet!

I need a haircut and......

[jen2129]

definately need my eyebrows waxed, I am starting to look like Chewbacca!

Star Wars is........

[bvanpeltsw]

a great movie and I love it!

People always say I am......

[jen2129]

friendly & funny.

Chritsmas is four weeks away...........

[laf76]

but I still put up my christmas tree today!



When I go to the dentist tomorrow I hope...............

[LORITHECHICK]

to get lots of laughing gas.

The christmas list I made is ............

[gatito]

Way Too Long !!


I"ll Go To Walmart.........................

[Cpogie]

and get all the gifts and save myself some money.

The money I save will be spent on.............

[gatito]

A Very Good Gift For...me !!!


Tomorrow...............

[jen2129]

I really have to go grocery shopping!

Our neighbors are...........

[PVUgrad]

Our neighbors are owners of very LOUD dogs. :mad:
I wonder if......

[jen2129]

Our neighbors are owners of very LOUD dogs. :mad:
I wonder if......

Our neighbors on both sides have dogs that bark all day while they are at work! I am a stay at home mom, so I get to hear them ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

[jen2129]

Sorry about that venting listed above. Back to the game.............

my kids will surprise me with a homemade gift or card this Christmas!

My favorite shoes are................

[gatito]

high heel shoes.


TALKING ABOUT DOGS....................

[jen2129]

we were going to buy a puppy this weekend but the store was closed for the holiday!

My favorite sport is.......................

[gatito]

diving.

maybe the ups man....................

[jen2129]

will deliver a fully cooked dinner for tonight!

I think tounge piercings...............

[gatito]

are cute !


my mailman just drop me....................

[jen2129]

a empty sample box of chocolate, and said "That was good!".

When someone whistles at you.............

[gatito]

It's Because You Are S E X Y ! Lmao !!



I Will Call Customer Service Today In Reference...................

[jen2129]

to them giving me a $200.00 credit.

One thing I regret.............

[gatito]

Is Breaking Up With My Ex !:(


But Thank God ....................

[jen2129]

there are millions of good men out there!

After graduating high school.............

[gatito]

i went to college and graduate !!! yay me !!



i have to get my kid from school now or...........................

[jen2129]

he will be sitting in the office waiting again.

He will tell them......................

[gatito]

I Must Have Forgotten Him, Again ! Lol


Yesterday Was A Very Happy Day Cause....................

[bvanpeltsw]

it was my day off!!!:)

I will never forget.......

[gatito]

The Day I Met My Bf !!!:d



I Coke Is Waiting For Me , I Better..................

[jen2129]

get a fresh glass of icecubes.

I am not in a good mood because...........

[gatito]

MY CREDIT CARD WAS STOLEN.:eek:


BUT I AM REALLY HAPPY CAUSE.........................

[jen2129]

my laundry is done!

My favorite tv show is......................

[MandMnmbr3]

Roseanne.

I'm in the mood.......

[Cpogie]

for a Margarita.

Peel me a grape and don't forget to..........

[gatito]

give me some cheese .


i only got one sample..................

[Disane]

and I'm keepin' it for myself!

Teach her how to ...........

[gatito]

go potty.


YOU JUST NEED........................

[jen2129]

to have yourself a good...........umm laugh!

The last time I got pulled over.....................

[gatito]

i got a million dollars ticket !:eek: :eek: :eek:


my bed.....................

[jen2129]

is usually filled with 2 to 6 people, me, DH & four kids! :-)

There once was a bucket...............

[gatito]

Full Of Chicken Legs.

Shrimp Is My..............

[jen2129]

favorite - hot or cold.

The internet is.............

[MandMnmbr3]

addictive!!

I need help with.....

[tpmh37]

spelling supercalafragelisticexpealidocious.

Every time I hear........

[gatito]

The Word Sample I Get Nuts.


Have You Ever........................

[LORITHECHICK]

dreamed of a mailbox full of freebies?

I want to think more and .....................

[gatito]

of my parents.


tomorrow i will..................

[LORITHECHICK]

get more shopping done but today is laundry day.

Don't hesitate to call....................

[gatito]

The Police If You Need Them.



Talking About Laundry.....................

[bvanpeltsw]

me when you need to complain!

Breakfast this morning was......

[gatito]

So Delicious.


My Boss Is Bothering Cause....................

[bvanpeltsw]

we are almost outta here for Christmas!

We never celebrate....

[gatito]

In Bed.



For This New Year......................

[bvanpeltsw]

in bed????LMAO

we are going to drink beer and make out like teenagers.:eek:

MY MIL is......

[gatito]

A Green Witch !


Yes In Bed.....................

[bvanpeltsw]

we do bad things!!!

For lunch I had......

[gatito]

A Salad, And Nuggets !lol


Talking About Bad Things.............................

[bvanpeltsw]

I think you are being bad!

I never want to......

[gatito]

eat green beans when i was little.


IT'S SNOWING..........................

[jen2129]

so my mailman better not be delayed with my mail.

Tonight is the night............................................. .

[gatito]

To Go Dancing.


My Dishes ..........................

[jen2129]

can tell you some fun stories from our dinner table.

When are you going to..........................................

[gatito]

Get Pregnant ??



I Wish I Could.........................

[jen2129]

snap my fingers and be ready for the day, hair, make-up and all.

Were you ever.................

[gatito]

Did Weird Things.


The Toothfairy......................

[jen2129]

needs a credit card for what the kids expect to get from her.

Our Christmas decorations are.............

[gatito]

So Gorgeous !!



My M.i.l Wants.........................

[LORITHECHICK]

to communicate.

I told her to .....................

[LadyPyro]

bring cookies, & I'll have the coffee ready! (I loved my Mom & Dad-by-love!)

Both dogs are running around like crazy, I guess it's time to....

[gatito]

Put Them Down.


I Love Coffee But...................

[MandMnmbr3]

it makes me wired!!

Just got a clean bill of health so I think I will.....

[gatito]

Do The Kitchen Dance.



I Love My Cat...............

[Disane]

and my neighbors cat "Sparkie" too!

How the heck............

[gatito]

Can I Fix My Pc ?


Why In The World My Fish................

[jen2129]

Taste likes Chicken

My boyfriend sneaks..........

[gatito]

In My Purse.


The Ribs Tonight......................

[jen2129]

were as big as the my table

My sons grades are..........

[gatito]

Excellent !


My Neighbor Is So Jealous.....................