Finish My Sentence........

[wendav13]

filling my bathtub up with ice and sitting in it with a bottle of tequila and a salt shaker!!

The lightning is so bad tonight that.......

[shopsforsix]

I think I'll run out into it since everyone keeps posting at the same time!!!

Ok, now that it's morning .....

[Zoneey]

but it is still early to have some fun.



My kid and husband are asleep and now it is time for me to put on my....

[Cpogie]

clown outfit and practice for Halloween.

That candy in the dish is filled with alot of............

[Zoneey]

prozac.


The moon is fulll and so is my....

[wendav13]

prescription for prozac...thank god!

I don't think I will sleep tonight, so I will.........

[rebate queen]

...read all these crazy posts while waiting for the ambien to kick in.

When you fall asleep at the computer....

[VanillaBean]

make sure you have pillow on hand so you don't end up with
Q W E R T Y U I O P
on your forehead!!!!


I would give you the shirt off my back if....

[wendav13]

you would just clean my windows!


When I drink too many margaritas.....:p ...........(OOPSIES, THATS ME RIGHT NOW...:eek: .LOL)

[rebate queen]

....I kiss too many mexicans.

How many licks:p does it take to......

[VanillaBean]

lick your tastebuds numb?


Knock twice and I might....

[ept_0202]

only shoot once.


fuzzy wuzzy was a.....

[Zoneey]

get all the fur off my cat.



Snap, crackle, pop sound like.....

[VanillaBean]

my car at each turn!!

predicting the weather is like...

[teacheng1967]

a walk in the park compared to predicting where a tornado will go.

In a cabin, in a canyon, excavating for a mine, live a miner..........

[Zoneey]

everyone thought he was a 49er but he was
51.




Wait until I slip into something.......

[rebate queen]

...strange and then I'll be home, said the adulterer.


It's the first day of school and .....

[sweetiepie916]

I'm already failing!

You shake and shake the ketchup bottle.......

[teacheng1967]

only to suddenly remember the commercial for Heinz and the song ANTICIPATION by Carly Simon playing. It haunts you.

Trying to forget the whole thing to no avail, you reach for..........................

[VanillaBean]

Granny who cant eat because she has no teeth.


Try as I might it just....

[rebate queen]

...ain't fair sometimes.

When you just don't wanna get up in the morning.....

[Sassy65]

just hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.

Oh where has the.....

[rebate queen]

...morning gone--oh, must have been "snoozing".


If you can't dance, at least...

[luvher96]

start drinking.. so they all think youre drunk and doing the alchol dance

what if we all just...

[rebate queen]

...get drunk and----------------------------------order samples!!


You know it's gonna be a bad day when..........

[teacheng1967]

you call 911 and they ask you to hold.

Where can you find some peach...................., and then what do you do with it?

[wendav13]

YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING IN THE BATHTUB WITH A LAMP SHADE ON YOUR HEAD.

When the moon is full I.............

[luvher96]

put pickles in my socks and howl uncontrollably

i like when i open the refrigerator and see.....

[rebate queen]

put pickles in my socks and howl uncontrollably

i like when i open the refrigerator and see.....

too funny--made me laugh out loud:D

[rebate queen]

...that someone has either thrown away the veggies or given them a good shaving.

Why can't the kids eat those darn......

[TrishaB]

crackers a little neater.

Take my socks out......................

[Sassy65]

and feed the washer.

I think it's about time ......

[wendav13]

someone catches the sample monster that steals my samples before they get to me!!

I really love it when.........

[LORITHECHICK]

hubby says I'm such a great housekeeper and I didn't do a darn thing all day.

What's next...

[TrishaB]

will he actually let me have the remote?

That green eyed monster ate..................

[hvacwife]

That green eyed monster ate..................
ate the kids homework.
Together we went .........

[Zoneey]

searching for dust bunnies.


I opened the trunk of my husband's car and to my surprise found....

[Cpogie]

3 women claiming to be his wife!

Please put your shoes under ..........

[VanillaBean]

House- they smell to high heaven!!!

When the kids are testing me I.....

[Cpogie]

give them a choice, clean the bathroom or go to bed.


Look at the kite in the sky, it is...........

[lizmolik]

...so beautiful.

Take a look at this, my mom would...

[Cpogie]

slap me silly if she saw this under my bed.

Yikes, my hair was falling out because.............

[lizmolik]

...I am under alot of stress.

Keep up the good work, I know you will...

[shopsforsix]

win the rat race!!!

I'm so hungry I could eat....

[wendav13]

a SIDE OF BEEF, MASHED TATERS, CORN ON THE COB AND PIE!

I AM SO BORED AT WORK........

[Cpogie]

that I have to play on this computer or I will go batty!!

Line all of the cans up because..............

[TrishaB]

It's time for target practice.


Take my children with you to...................

[LORITHECHICK]

the field, they love to play catch.

Monkeys and .....

[rebate queen]

a SIDE OF BEEF, MASHED TATERS, CORN ON THE CON AND PIE!

I AM SO BORED AT WORK........

Now that is hungry--corn on the con

[wendav13]

Now that is hungry--corn on the con

OOPSIES....TEHE

[LORITHECHICK]

The monkey and....

[luvher96]

my sister look like identical twins

how come on tuesdays...

[rebate queen]

...it still feels like Monday??


If I was the mailman...

[LORITHECHICK]

I'd be hot!
If only you knew...

[Cpogie]

what was stuffed in her bikini!

The wallpaper is so old that.......

[rebate queen]

...it's in style again.


If it feels good....

[luvher96]

to finally get revenge on my boyfriends "friend" who likes to send dirty pictures of herself... (wow that one was a little personal....hit close to home)

what color is

[LORITHECHICK]

her face once you got your revenge?
Don't let boyfriends...

[Cpogie]

promise you the world when they only have one thing on their minds..


Breakfast cereal is really made from.............

[luvher96]

pork brains and dried gummy bears

please dont you...

[wendav13]

just love the pictures of the baby kitties???

Smooshy face kitties are..........

[rebate queen]

....not pretty in the blender.:eek:


If you don't follow the yellow brick road.........

[VanillaBean]

You will end up flying around with the monkeys!!


The calm before the storm indicates...

[Cpogie]

that you need to get your butt inside before the storm breaks loose!

Count to 20 then come and get the.............

[ecekb2]

with these old socks.


Tomarrow I will.......

[Cpogie]

do everything I did not do today.

Her undergarments were so dingy and worn that .........

[Zoneey]

she was afraid to get in an accident.




The lunar eclipse does strange things to women....

[lizmolik]

...that only men can reverse! ;)

I accidentally through that...

[Zoneey]

diamond ring out in the garbage by accident.

His checking account was .........

[Cpogie]

so overdrawn that the bank took him to court.

Tie your shoes so that you will not............

[lizmolik]

...fall on the pavement

My favorite time of year is...

[Cpogie]

October, when the weather cools off and halloween is just around the corner.

Surrender to the police or else..............

[rebate queen]

...I will have to frisk you.


Leave the world behind and just.....

[luvher96]

run away in your mind

i think eating...

[Cpogie]

with chopsticks is boring, can't get enough food for a bite full!

Rise and shine because today is...................

[luvher96]

is a new day to sign up for as many samples as possible

samples that charge shipping are...

[Cpogie]

not samples, free is free.

I love Pepsi because.....................

[luvher96]

it gets the acid off my car battery

please calm your....

[Cpogie]

dog before he bites someone else!

That junk drawer is filled with..............

[rebate queen]

...my precious junk, so don't touch it!


If I only didn't have to go to work right now...

[wendav13]

I could sit here and chat all day.

This holiday weekend I am going to.........

[rebate queen]

...work, of course.


Work, work, work said the......

[luvher96]

bill collecters.

post it notes are

[rebate queen]

....my favorite sticky non-food item.:D


When "it" starts gettin' deep......

[wendav13]

I put on my boots, get a shovel, and grab a drink!

My least favorite thing to do is.........

[Zoneey]

put away the laundry.


When I talk I think all my husband hears is.....

[Cpogie]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, and then says, what???


Men are little boys when it comes to ..............................

[lizmolik]

...getting hurt!

Last night, it happened again, my...

[VanillaBean]

favorite martian came to visit!

Sticks and stones may....



P.S. I am in today for foot surgery- many prayers needed!!! thanks

[wendav13]

P.S. I am in today for foot surgery- many prayers needed!!! thanks


Best of luck to you!! You'll be in my thoughts!

[luvher96]

break car windows if thrown hard enough

why is it that

[Sassy65]

you have to eat yucky foods just to be polite. Blah!

Hey, have you seen......

[luvher96]

my white dog with pink polka dots?

that darn magazine

[Cpogie]

favorite martian came to visit!

Sticks and stones may....



P.S. I am in today for foot surgery- many prayers needed!!! thanks

I hope all goes well for you!!

is shredded again by the mail person!!!! and my coupons are missing too!

Break out in a sweat and you will have to....................

[wendav13]

get more deodorant samples.

I am not getting any work done today because.............

[Cpogie]

I am playing the Impossible Game!!!! (Teehee)

Football season is only days away and already...........

[Sassy65]

we have to rummage through the fall clothes and look for that need Eagles jersey!

Yay! I can't believe.......

[lizmolik]

...I won the million dollar jackpot!!! :rolleyes:

A penny saved,...

[Zoneey]

is not a penny earned today!


I starrred at the computer sooooo long today my eyes look like.....

[Cpogie]

they are on fire!

Peter may have picked a peck of pickled peppers but Jane picked.....

[rebate queen]

....Peter's pickle.

I'm still waiting for that one special.......

[luvher96]

sample to show up in my mailbox

stop looking at me like....

[lizmolik]

...I am a Thanksgiving turkey!!!

Oh geeze, you could have...

[Sassy65]

at least warned me about the free shopping spree!

Shh! Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird and ....

[TrishaB]

a cage to keep it locked up.

The Cardinals are coming to.....................

[Zoneey]

stadium to finally have a winning season.


Thank goodness it is finally Friday I thought I would.....

[Cpogie]

never finish this day intact!


Spaghetti and meatballs are so................

[Zoneey]

much comfort food.

Goooey macaroni and cheese can make any day.....

[Cpogie]

happy, happy happy!!!


Speaking of the devil, look who is ................

[lizmolik]

...entering the room!

We are going to go camping...

[LORITHECHICK]

'cause we can't afford a hotel this year kids.
I'm asking you to ...

[teacheng1967]

at the Holiday Inn which has an indoor pool and free breakfast.

It really trips my trigger when I have......................................

[Cpogie]

no money and something I want is on sale!!

Please put those Daisies in the ...................

[teacheng1967]

vaze on the marble credenza next to the crystal, china, and silver; I'm having a sit-down dinner for 20 tonight and Cook doesn't have time to take care of them.

Oh I'm so pleased so many are coming because the menu consists of: pheasant, caviar, ........................

[Cpogie]

Pigs Feet, Chicken Lips, and Hot Dogs.



Let's get crazy and go...................

[teacheng1967]

skinny dippin' at the YMCA!!!!

I am smiling; that is because, last night my hubby dearest gave me.........................

[lizmolik]

...a back massage!!!

Reese's is one of my...

[Cpogie]

least favorite candy bars, I prefer to eat some M & M's.

Lock the door behind you so that the man next door..........

[rebate queen]

...can't get away!!:)

Do you really think that I want to watch you.......

[Zoneey]

squeeze into that pair of size 0 jeans?



I am finally going to start wearing my bifocals because....

[teacheng1967]

I fell UP the stairs instead of DOWN 4 times yesterday.

Oh NO!!!!!! I just ran out of air neutralizer just when.....................

[lizmolik]

...the cat...well you know! :)

Just shoot me, I would rather be dead than to...

[rebate queen]

...clean this house today.


To experience heaven on earth, all you have to do is...

[ecekb2]

take a nap


Yesterday I......

[lizmolik]

...went grocery shopping!

Oh my goodness, is that your real...

[Cpogie]

nose? or did you have it redone again??

Tomorrow I am going to start.............

[ept_0202]

cleaning my bedroom (haha)

when i think of the blues.....

[Zoneey]

I think of the ocean.


Everytime I think of chocolate I.........

[Cpogie]

start to drool.

Clean you nose because it is.................

[Zoneey]

looking like a party favor when you blow it.



Don't wait too long to enjoy life because....

[Cpogie]

you never know what tomorrow brings.

The judge sentenced him to 30 years in jail all for.............

[Zoneey]

never learning how to text or down load songs to his mp3 player.



She wasn't about to become a Red Hat Lady, she would rather be ...

[rebate queen]

...a pink thong chick:eek: !!


Find a penny, pick it up.......

[teacheng1967]

all the day you'll have hiccoughs.

I've been trying to stretch my winds, but.............................

[Zoneey]

the angels wouldn't let me.


I got my hair styled by a new stylist, but all my husband said was......

[Cpogie]

did you put your finger in the light socket??

Straighten out your closet because Uncle Harry is..............

[luvher96]

probably going to snoop through it when he comes over


i dread another move it is just so....

[Cpogie]

stressful, packing, unpacking, setting up, and then fixing up a new place.


Brush your teeth so you get every..........

[TrishaB]

piece of caramel out of the ridges.

Why is my hair................

[lizmolik]

...turning colors?

I wrote it down, but I cant find the number to...

[LORITHECHICK]

call for the pizza.
My gosh you're....

[lizmolik]

...growing so fast!

Keep that dirty thing...

[Cpogie]

away from my face, it is making me sneeze!

Dinner will not be served on a Silver Platter because you are not.........

[mom2fussbudgets]

Paris Hilton.

For dessert tonight, I want....

[TrishaB]

chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream and chocolate chip cookies.

Don't spit at people or..................

[lizmolik]

...they might kick your butt!

Keep your cool, or...

[teacheng1967]

you'll get hot.

When the snow is on the mountain.......................

[lizmolik]

...it is so beautiful!

Where did I put that recipe for...

[Cpogie]

the potion to make you go to never never land.

That man just robbed me and took...............

[lizmolik]

...my purse! :eek:

Keep your shoes tied, you might...

[Cpogie]

trip on the laces.

Chocolate milk is really good when you add...............

[luvher96]

some oreo cookies

please help me with this....

[Cpogie]

homework, so I can go play video games!


Whistle while you work and people will think................

[teacheng1967]

you know something they don't know. :p

Curmudgeon--another name for........................

[wendav13]

the stuff that dirty bird deposited on my window!!!

I am looking forward to fall because..............

[Cpogie]

I can have a roaring fire in the fireplace.

Peel me a grape or else...............

[LORITHECHICK]

you and the dog can sleep in the car tonight.

You know you're not the only....

[TrishaB]

man in my life.

Where did I put that..................

[LORITHECHICK]

duck tape 'cause you got a hole in your head.:)

I say I love you but I really mean...

[teacheng1967]

I need more diamonds, furs, a yacht, and new 2,000 square foot beach house in Hawaii.

Oh, fat chance that.............................

[LORITHECHICK]

neighbors cat, he brought us a present today.:p

When I count to ....

[Zoneey]

100 I can't stop.


I can never get enough of.....

[teacheng1967]

the smell of a clean baby.

Down in the valley, in a little bitty pool, live an old.................

[VanillaBean]

BullFrog who liked....

[Cpogie]

to court his Lily Pad Mistress, Cutie Pie.


Trip one more time and you are going back to the ...................

[Zoneey]

basic dance lessons.


She kissed a dozen frogs, now it was time for.....

[Cpogie]

her to gargle and kiss a real man.


The clock was broken because ..................

[Zoneey]

she looked at it.


She wasn't in Kansas anymore...

[LORITHECHICK]

, she realized she left her heart in San Francisco.

I laughed so hard...

[rebate queen]

...my Depends started leaking.:eek:


When you get up on the wrong side of the bed......

[TrishaB]

you are grumpy all day long.


What kind of drink.............

[Cpogie]

did you make me that is so green and has gummy bears in it?

[LORITHECHICK]

No.
Sometimes it's...

[LisaRKR]

all you can do to get out of bed in the morning!


If I could wish for you just one thing........

[Cpogie]

that you have the best health always.

Signed, sealed and ................

[ept_0202]

oops lost :D

at the zoo....

[Cpogie]

They had a man caged and a wild boar on the loose.

That rainbow is so beautiful, it looks like it ends..............

[lizmolik]

..got a pot of gold!

Turn on the light before you...

[Cpogie]

step on the dog and he bites you!

Greedy people are a pain...............

[lizmolik]

...in the butt! :rolleyes:

The color of the pen is...

[ept_0202]

my favorite color.

start it with your...

[lizmolik]

...car, there is no gas in it!

We will try to do it that way...

[VanillaBean]

but I am sure MY way is better!!

Doesn't it just figure that when you...

[Zoneey]

think you are ahead you are still behind.


The sun is up and I am ready to run.......

[Cpogie]

until sunset!

Her lips were so big from injections that her husband.............

[VanillaBean]

couldn't help but play Rolling Stones all day long.

Find a Penny- Pick it up.....

[LadyPyro]

Find a Penny- Pick it up.....
...and you'll be a penny richer!

I just love it when my dogs...

[Cpogie]

cuddle with me.

Count this money, then place it in the...................

[BRONXMIKE]

Shower for now

[lizmolik]

...safe, no one will ever find it there!

I need a whole lot of...

[ept_0202]

CHOCOLATE, who doesn't.

golf is a sport that.....

[lizmolik]

...I have never tried!

My favorite team, as far as football goes, is...

[LisaRKR]

...the Dallas Cowboys, and anyone that beats the Eagles, the 49'ers, and the Steelers! Hehehehehe:p


;) All I want my husband to do is..............

[teacheng1967]

Mmmm, I don't think they'll let me say that here! :p

The best breakfast in the world is..............................

[LORITHECHICK]

Cheerios hand fed to you by your 2 year old. :)
When duty calls....

[TrishaB]

run like mad.

the best things in life...............

[rebate queen]

.....are free, or have a worm in the bottom of the bottle.


When my kitty jumped up on the stove......

[LORITHECHICK]

I knew hair would be in our food that night.

I think and therefore I am...

[rebate queen]

....confused:confused:


I really should not eat that whole bag of chocolate but,....

[VanillaBean]

what the heck- the stairmaster will wait another day.

When it is cloudy....

[Cpogie]

I like to watch spooky movies.


Quick, duck under the stairway, here comes...............

[LORITHECHICK]

outside, I still have sunshine in my heart.

Take one more step....

[LORITHECHICK]

Sorry Carol.

I guess we both........

[Cpogie]

replied at the same time.

Thr grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but..........

[LORITHECHICK]

atleast I know where my husband is after work.

Everybody knows there's more...

[Cpogie]

of the good stuff inside that cupboard over there.

Pretty in Pink, Ugly in.......................

[TrishaB]

Black.

While the husbands are away, us girls can..............................

[teacheng1967]

"we girls can spend their money!!!"

Do you remember when Marcia, of the Brady Bunch, got....................

[wendav13]

got her panties in a bunch?

what was it her sister said??

[Cpogie]

She said let's go shopping!

Count your lucky stars when you gaze into the sky.............

[VanillaBean]

And hope that birds don't fly at midnight!!

What is so special about BOGO when...

[mkrebecca]

you don't even need it.

I finally got it all together....

[lizmolik]

...today, man was that a mess.

I have so much pain in my...

[VanillaBean]

foot that I forgot about my hangover!!

The cats tail was SO HUGE, it must be....

[lizmolik]

...3 foot long.

There was a picture of...

[mkrebecca]

a manure spreader on my desk!

Roses are red...

[Cpogie]

but Violets are blue.

Never count your chickens until.............

[VanillaBean]

you have them all lined up in a row.

The doctor said it was all in......

[LORITHECHICK]

how you get free money by booking more appointments than actually needed.
Always get to know someone before....

[teacheng1967]

you ask them to put you in their will.

Where, oh, where has my little...................................

[VanillaBean]

pill bottle run off too?

Oh!! So that's why she said....

[LORITHECHICK]

"if you had a brain, you'd be dangerous..."

Laughing at yourself is.............

[LisaRKR]

is better than someone else laughing at you.



I wish I was stranded on an island with..........

[mkrebecca]

my husband!!!

Being two years old is.....

[LORITHECHICK]

great if you're a kid but these shoes have got to go.

The best trip I ever took was....

[mkrebecca]

....was my honey moon in Niagra Falls!!!:p

I wish I was at the.......

[Cpogie]

world's fair eating cotton candy.

That sure looked like a UFO, but it could of been a.............

[LORITHECHICK]

balloon.
There's only one way to....

[richnstef92]

skin a cat.

Take a walk on.......

[teacheng1967]

Rodeo Drive and wish your heart out!!!

Head for the hills, girls, they're....................

[LORITHECHICK]

giving free tastings in Napa.
With all there is to do today...

[1poppie]

...I don't know when I'll get to bed.

I'm so tired that....

[richnstef92]

when I took my shoes off the tongues were sticking out.

Remember back when you ....

[Cpogie]

were wee high to a grasshopper.

Howdy Doody was a classic 1950's tv show that would be............

[LORITHECHICK]

fun to watch.
Fridays were made for..........

[mkrebecca]

..eating out with my family!!

I would like to go to...

[LORITHECHICK]

the 99cents store 'cause I'm too cheap to go to the $1 store. :)
Living, loving and...........

[teacheng1967]

vicariously

Word power is made easy by..............

[LORITHECHICK]

turning on the computer.

Just remember to call..........

[mkrebecca]

your mother on her birthday!


Where did I put....

[VanillaBean]

that $20 in the book on the shelf?


If I had a nickle for every time I said "Don't..

[Zoneey]

walk on the floor I just cleaned them!!!!



The kids are in bed, my husband is asleep on the couch, now is the time to...

[LORITHECHICK]

watch HGTV.

I can't go to the Mall today so I guess I'll.........

[Cpogie]

shop on line and get what I want!

2 tacos, beans, and rice make for.....................

[teacheng1967]

a fair/fared lunch or supper.

I'd prefer lobster, baked potato, salad and ............................

[Cpogie]

lots of warm butter for dipping the lobster into.

That drunk had better pull up his pants before the world sees.......

[teacheng1967]

what he wished he hadn't done.:eek:

There are many lessons which can be learned by.........................

[VanillaBean]

just keeping quiet and observing.


The kids are fighting and I am about to....

[lizmolik]

...pull my hair out!!! :eek:

Night shift can really drive you...

[mkrebecca]

out of your mind.

Shopping with three kids and a husband is...