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wicked1
11-09-2008, 02:42 AM
Let's see how many Oxymorons we can come up with. :)

Clearly Misunderstood
bugspost
11-09-2008, 03:41 AM
Pretty Ugly :cool:
Cpogie
11-09-2008, 03:58 AM
Cold as Hell
bugspost
11-09-2008, 05:52 AM
Rap Music
Dreamie61
11-09-2008, 09:26 AM
Freezer Burn....
momsangel
11-09-2008, 11:13 AM
Sweet Revenge
Cpogie
11-09-2008, 12:00 PM
Jumbo Shrimp
wicked1
11-09-2008, 03:57 PM
Taped Live
Cpogie
11-09-2008, 04:02 PM
Almost exactly.
momsangel
11-09-2008, 04:40 PM
Cold Sweat
wicked1
11-09-2008, 06:14 PM
Good Grief
Cpogie
11-09-2008, 06:32 PM
Found missing
Jess0587
11-09-2008, 07:06 PM
Silly goose
wicked1
11-09-2008, 07:07 PM
Resident Alien
Dreamie61
11-09-2008, 07:41 PM
Legally drunk
pansyrhonda
11-09-2008, 07:57 PM
Sweating like a pig.
wicked1
11-09-2008, 10:19 PM
Act Naturally
danajc83
11-10-2008, 12:07 AM
Civil War.....
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 12:08 AM
Working holiday.
wicked1
11-10-2008, 12:11 AM
Advanced Basic
danajc83
11-10-2008, 12:14 AM
Crash Landing......
momsangel
11-10-2008, 12:18 AM
sweet tart
wicked1
11-10-2008, 12:19 AM
Genuine Imitation
momsangel
11-10-2008, 12:21 AM
Black Light
danajc83
11-10-2008, 12:23 AM
House Boat........
momsangel
11-10-2008, 12:24 AM
Icy Hot..........
wicked1
11-10-2008, 12:28 AM
Airline Food
momsangel
11-10-2008, 12:30 AM
Deafening Silence
wicked1
11-10-2008, 12:32 AM
Same Difference
momsangel
11-10-2008, 12:33 AM
Plastic Glass
wicked1
11-10-2008, 12:36 AM
Government Organization
danajc83
11-10-2008, 02:25 AM
Liquid Gas.....
wicked1
11-10-2008, 03:37 AM
Sanitary Landfill
shelley1013
11-10-2008, 08:47 AM
Military Intelligence....I am an intel desk jockey so I can get away with saying that!
wicked1
11-10-2008, 03:28 PM
Alone Together
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 03:30 PM
Butt head...
momsangel
11-10-2008, 03:45 PM
Friendly argument
wicked1
11-10-2008, 03:55 PM
Silent Scream
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 04:45 PM
Alone together.......
momsangel
11-10-2008, 04:59 PM
Small Crowd
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 05:03 PM
Hot Chili..
momsangel
11-10-2008, 05:06 PM
Genuine Imitation
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 05:08 PM
Denifinite maybe
momsangel
11-10-2008, 05:09 PM
Creative Destruction
Dreamie61
11-10-2008, 05:46 PM
Plastic silverware........
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 05:50 PM
Living Dead
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 05:53 PM
Chinese laundry
wicked1
11-10-2008, 06:25 PM
Business Ethics
Dreamie61
11-10-2008, 06:26 PM
Stop quickly ....
wicked1
11-10-2008, 06:30 PM
Soft Rock...
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 06:48 PM
Eye Teeth.......
Dreamie61
11-10-2008, 07:20 PM
Original copy......
Cpogie
11-10-2008, 07:52 PM
Singing Telegram
Dreamie61
11-10-2008, 07:56 PM
Sweet tart...... Luv em!!!
pansyrhonda
11-10-2008, 07:59 PM
Fair Trial......
momsangel
11-10-2008, 11:33 PM
living dead
wicked1
11-10-2008, 11:47 PM
Software Documentation
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 01:49 AM
Holy Water
wicked1
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
New Classic
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 02:18 AM
Passive agressive
VanillaBean
11-11-2008, 10:03 AM
Mercy Killing.........................
scarlettejeanne
11-11-2008, 10:39 AM
military intelligence

sophomore (which really means: wise fool)
I have yet to meet a sophomore who is wise.....fool, yes; wise, no.
VanillaBean
11-11-2008, 12:30 PM
Silent Alarm..............
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 12:33 PM
Even odds......
VanillaBean
11-11-2008, 12:37 PM
Found Missing................
momsangel
11-11-2008, 01:56 PM
Act Naturally
wicked1
11-11-2008, 02:07 PM
Sweet Sorrow
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 02:46 PM
Speed limit
wicked1
11-11-2008, 03:37 PM
Child Proof
Dreamie61
11-11-2008, 03:42 PM
Honest Lawyer...
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 03:43 PM
Sanitary Napkins
Dreamie61
11-11-2008, 04:35 PM
Non-stop Flight
VanillaBean
11-11-2008, 04:38 PM
Loud Whisper................
Cpogie
11-11-2008, 05:17 PM
Invisible Ink......
gatito
11-11-2008, 05:51 PM
Genuine Imitation

rotflmao !!!!!!!!!!
Dreamie61
11-11-2008, 06:04 PM
Shabby Chic
pansyrhonda
11-11-2008, 08:02 PM
Black Light
wicked1
11-12-2008, 12:18 AM
"Now, then..."
Dreamie61
11-12-2008, 09:29 AM
Adult Children
Cpogie
11-12-2008, 11:18 AM
Bad Luck......
prettyeyez08
11-12-2008, 11:46 AM
dry ice ..............
Cpogie
11-12-2008, 12:05 PM
Dull knife...
Dreamie61
11-12-2008, 12:11 PM
Accelerate slowly
wicked1
11-12-2008, 05:14 PM
Synthetic Natural Gas
Cpogie
11-12-2008, 05:47 PM
12oz. Pound Cake
Dreamie61
11-12-2008, 06:22 PM
12oz. Pound Cake

LMBO!!!! Luv that one!!!
pansyrhonda
11-12-2008, 07:36 PM
Honest Politician
Dreamie61
11-12-2008, 10:00 PM
Good grief .......
Cpogie
11-12-2008, 10:17 PM
Baby Grand...
wicked1
11-13-2008, 01:56 AM
Peace Force
Dreamie61
11-13-2008, 03:22 PM
Silent Women ......
Cpogie
11-13-2008, 03:33 PM
Only Choice
wicked1
11-13-2008, 04:44 PM
Extinct Life
Cpogie
11-13-2008, 05:00 PM
Pretty Ugly
wicked1
11-13-2008, 10:07 PM
Temporary Tax Increase
Dreamie61
11-14-2008, 09:54 AM
A fine mess.....
wicked1
11-14-2008, 04:09 PM
Computer Jock
pansyrhonda
11-14-2008, 07:29 PM
New Used Car
Cpogie
11-14-2008, 07:38 PM
Natural Makeup
wicked1
11-14-2008, 09:41 PM
Terribly Pleased
Cpogie
11-14-2008, 09:43 PM
Night Light
wicked1
11-15-2008, 01:19 AM
Computer Security
Dreamie61
11-15-2008, 10:08 AM
ACCURATE FORECAST
wicked1
11-15-2008, 02:15 PM
Political Science
Dreamie61
11-15-2008, 10:29 PM
Drawing a blank
wicked1
11-15-2008, 11:46 PM
Tight Slacks
Dreamie61
11-16-2008, 10:19 AM
Working vacation
wicked1
11-16-2008, 11:20 AM
Diet Ice Cream
Dreamie61
11-16-2008, 10:35 PM
Microsoft Works
wicked1
11-16-2008, 10:39 PM
Exact Estimate
Cpogie
11-16-2008, 10:43 PM
Pet Fish....
Dreamie61
11-16-2008, 10:53 PM
Wind Burn......
wicked1
11-16-2008, 11:50 PM
New and Improved
Cpogie
11-17-2008, 12:12 AM
Girlie Man
atianah
11-17-2008, 11:20 PM
MetroSe*ual Man
Dreamie61
11-17-2008, 11:24 PM
A fine mess .........
wicked1
11-18-2008, 12:02 AM
Friendly Fire
Dreamie61
11-18-2008, 07:04 PM
Exact estimate ......
wicked1
11-19-2008, 01:24 AM
Gourmet Pizza
Cpogie
11-19-2008, 02:24 AM
Buffalo Wings
wicked1
11-19-2008, 11:11 PM
Hell's Angels
Dreamie61
11-20-2008, 06:34 PM
Sweet sorrow
wicked1
11-20-2008, 08:53 PM
Sweet and Sour
Dreamie61
11-21-2008, 07:01 PM
Non-fat cream
Cpogie
11-21-2008, 07:11 PM
Rubber Duck........
wicked1
11-21-2008, 09:58 PM
Wise Fool...
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 11:32 AM
Guest host ....
aroggs
11-22-2008, 11:34 AM
Little Big Man
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 01:55 PM
Free Rent.....
wicked1
11-22-2008, 02:19 PM
Sad Joy.....
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 10:21 PM
Hurts So Good........
wicked1
11-23-2008, 04:48 PM
The sound of silence
Dreamie61
11-23-2008, 06:27 PM
Accurate Forecast
atianah
11-23-2008, 10:59 PM
No Calories :rolleyes:
wicked1
11-24-2008, 12:19 AM
Fireproof Matches
Dreamie61
11-25-2008, 10:01 PM
Aluminum Bottle....
wicked1
11-27-2008, 02:40 AM
One-Way Round-Trip Tickets
Dreamie61
11-27-2008, 10:31 AM
Business Casual
wicked1
11-27-2008, 11:21 PM
Law and Order
Dreamie61
11-28-2008, 10:25 PM
Male Ladybug
wicked1
11-28-2008, 10:44 PM
Verbal Contract
Dreamie61
11-29-2008, 10:08 AM
Recent History
Cpogie
11-29-2008, 01:30 PM
Original Copy
wicked1
11-29-2008, 02:42 PM
One-armed Paper hanger
Dreamie61
11-30-2008, 01:03 PM
Strawberry Papaya
wicked1
12-01-2008, 12:30 AM
Humbly Bold
Dreamie61
12-01-2008, 09:55 PM
Sports Sedan......
wicked1
12-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Cruel Kindness
Dreamie61
12-02-2008, 10:56 PM
Happy Camper
wicked1
12-03-2008, 12:33 AM
Tough Love
Dreamie61
12-04-2008, 10:59 PM
Temporary Tax Increase
CATLVR36
12-04-2008, 11:48 PM
falsely true
wicked1
12-05-2008, 12:27 AM
Bitter Sweet
Dreamie61
12-05-2008, 10:38 AM
Ice Cream Cake
jtazzie2323
12-07-2008, 11:43 PM
freezer burn
wicked1
12-08-2008, 12:33 AM
Same Difference
aroggs
12-08-2008, 12:01 PM
Get 50% off or half price,whichever is less
Cpogie
12-08-2008, 01:07 PM
Soft Scrub.....
Dreamie61
12-08-2008, 11:03 PM
White Chocolate
wicked1
12-08-2008, 11:10 PM
Little Big Man
aroggs
12-09-2008, 12:13 PM
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
wicked1
12-10-2008, 03:05 AM
Dry Lake...
Dreamie61
12-10-2008, 08:07 PM
Homeless Shelter
aroggs
12-10-2008, 11:29 PM
One arm man applauds
Dreamie61
12-11-2008, 05:14 PM
Accidentally On Purpose
Cpogie
12-11-2008, 05:23 PM
Evaporated Milk
wicked1
12-12-2008, 02:40 AM
Rap Music......
Dreamie61
12-17-2008, 07:28 PM
Defensive Tackle
onefearlesswoman
12-17-2008, 08:42 PM
Self Cleaning Oven....(mine always needs a little help)
wicked1
12-17-2008, 09:26 PM
Unwelcome Greetings
Dreamie61
12-18-2008, 08:43 PM
Half N A K E D.......
wicked1
12-19-2008, 12:37 AM
Half Drunk :rolleyes:
Dreamie61
12-19-2008, 07:11 PM
Adult Male....... :d :d
wicked1
12-19-2008, 08:38 PM
Open Secret
onefearlesswoman
12-22-2008, 09:17 PM
a desert to rich/sweet to eat...:confused:
wicked1
12-22-2008, 10:04 PM
Simply Complicated
Dreamie61
12-31-2008, 05:22 PM
Working vacation .........
wicked1
12-31-2008, 09:30 PM
Vegetarian Meatballs
Dreamie61
01-07-2009, 10:34 PM
Flat-busted.....
Cpogie
01-07-2009, 10:53 PM
Horse Fly...
wicked1
01-09-2009, 05:52 PM
Involuntary Manslaughter
Dreamie61
01-10-2009, 11:56 AM
Microsoft Works
Cpogie
01-10-2009, 11:58 AM
Minor Crisis
wicked1
01-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Responsible Drinking
onefearlesswoman
01-21-2009, 07:45 PM
These are great!
Cpogie
01-21-2009, 07:54 PM
House Boat
Dreamie61
01-21-2009, 08:45 PM
Wind Burn ..........
wicked1
01-22-2009, 12:23 AM
Random Order
Dreamie61
01-22-2009, 08:48 PM
Planned surprise
wicked1
01-24-2009, 04:32 PM
Butt Head....
Dreamie61
01-25-2009, 07:27 PM
Drawing a blank
missinformation
01-25-2009, 08:06 PM
For me, it would have to be....

Employed Boyfriend! :p
wicked1
01-25-2009, 09:08 PM
Wireless Cable
missinformation
01-25-2009, 09:10 PM
Smokeless Tobacco
wicked1
01-25-2009, 10:36 PM
Clearly Misunderstood
missinformation
01-25-2009, 10:43 PM
Blurred vision
wicked1
01-26-2009, 02:19 AM
Good Grief
Dreamie61
01-26-2009, 05:49 PM
Medium large.....
wicked1
01-27-2009, 02:27 AM
Taped Live
Dreamie61
01-27-2009, 07:30 PM
House ethics committee
lovetolaugh
01-27-2009, 08:25 PM
sweet tooth
lovetolaugh
01-27-2009, 08:26 PM
happy period
wicked1
01-28-2009, 03:33 AM
Act Naturally
Dreamie61
01-28-2009, 06:16 PM
New and improved
wicked1
01-29-2009, 01:17 AM
Found Missing
sehrlich
01-31-2009, 02:42 PM
Assistant Manager
wicked1
01-31-2009, 03:58 PM
Same Difference
Dreamie61
02-06-2009, 06:44 PM
Brain F a r t........
wicked1
02-07-2009, 12:30 AM
Hell's Angels
Dreamie61
02-08-2009, 10:16 AM
Sweet tart......
wicked1
02-08-2009, 02:40 PM
Terribly Pleased
Dreamie61
02-09-2009, 08:02 PM
Work party
wicked1
02-10-2009, 03:29 AM
Almost Exactly
Dreamie61
02-18-2009, 10:23 PM
Only option.........
wicked1
02-19-2009, 02:35 AM
Legally Drunk
Dreamie61
02-19-2009, 09:50 AM
Mild jalepeno
wicked1
02-20-2009, 03:21 AM
Living Dead...
Dreamie61
02-20-2009, 10:00 AM
Rv resort......
wicked1
02-20-2009, 05:07 PM
Small Crowd
Dreamie61
02-21-2009, 08:45 PM
Top 100...
wicked1
02-21-2009, 11:50 PM
Butt Head....
moredgirl14
07-08-2009, 09:50 PM
Good Morning....
wicked1
07-09-2009, 03:21 AM
Humbly Bold
kathann
07-15-2009, 09:55 PM
Giant Shrimp...........
wicked1
07-15-2009, 11:38 PM
Good Grief
smpwb
07-30-2009, 01:44 PM
Student Teacher
wicked1
07-31-2009, 01:11 AM
Tight Slacks
smpwb
08-05-2009, 02:03 AM
Clearly Confused
wicked1
08-05-2009, 03:38 AM
New and Improved
smpwb
08-07-2009, 02:18 AM
Vegetarian meatloaf
wicked1
08-08-2009, 03:08 AM
Synthetic Natural Gas
smpwb
08-10-2009, 08:09 PM
Icy Hot........
smpwb
09-07-2009, 02:24 AM
Barely dressed
Cpogie
09-07-2009, 02:32 AM
Pretty ugly..........;)
wicked1
09-07-2009, 02:52 AM
Tough Love
smpwb
09-14-2009, 11:25 PM
Removable Sticker ....
wicked1
09-15-2009, 03:03 AM
Grown Children