Favorite and/or famous quotes

[smpwb]

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.

Ernestine Ulmer

[wicked1]

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~Groucho Marx

[smpwb]

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" Homer Simpson

[wicked1]

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
~Rodney Dangerfield

[mkrebecca]

If you don't take the time, Time will take you!!
~Mary Kay Ash

[smpwb]

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Charles M. Schulz

[wicked1]

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work it's way through congress.
~Will Rogers

[mkrebecca]

If you always do what you have always done, you will always have what you have always had!!!
~my pastor!

[wicked1]

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
~Winston Churchill

[smpwb]

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

Robert Benchley

[wicked1]

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
~Phyllis Diller

[smpwb]

You gotta live and learn so you can learn to live
--D.Rucker

[wicked1]

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go.
~Billy Crystal

[notyard]

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The next best time to plant a tree is now.

[Cpogie]

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty...But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
~Phyllis Diller

I'm living proof of that....lol ;)

[smpwb]

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"

[wicked1]

I'm living proof of that....lol ;)


You and me, both! :D

"If we practice an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, soon the whole world will be blind and toothless."
~Hahatma Gandhi

[smpwb]

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

[wicked1]

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

[smpwb]

Righty Tighty-Lefty Loosey

[wicked1]

Don't look back. You've already been there.

[smpwb]

Beauty comes in all sizes — not just size 5.

Roseanne

[atianah]

1. I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.

2. I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.

- Marilyn Monroe -

[wicked1]

It may be that your soul purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.

[smpwb]

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency for me.

[wicked1]

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

[smpwb]

An airport is the place you go to waste the time you're going to save by flying.

[wicked1]

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
~P.J. O'Rourke

[smpwb]

Never let success go to your head or failure to your heart.

[wicked1]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[smpwb]

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
~William Penn

[wicked1]

Just because you do not take an interest in politics, doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
~Pericles (430 B.C.)

[smpwb]

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
Robert Frost

[wicked1]

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

[smpwb]

May the force be with you.

[wicked1]

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist, is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
~Mark Twain

[smpwb]

"All of this has been a lie. ... Except what I told you."

Rick Pitino

[wicked1]

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. It could be a right number.

[smpwb]

It is what it is

[wicked1]

What this country needs are more unemployed Politicians.

~Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

[cooking4]

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old one leaves." Bill Vaughan

[wicked1]

No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.

[cooking4]

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." Tony Robbins

[wicked1]

I've reached the age where the Happy Hour is a nap. :D

[cooking4]

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln

[wicked1]

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

[^candy^]

Crying? There's no crying in baseball.

[wicked1]

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

[smpwb]

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”
Lewis Carroll

[wicked1]

Money can't buy happiness......But, somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette, than in a Yugo.