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danajc83
10-24-2008, 10:21 AM
I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves. ~Lord Chesterfield~
SassyJan
10-24-2008, 12:14 PM
~Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain~
wicked1
10-24-2008, 03:04 PM
"Why does SeaWorld have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my gosh, I could be eating a slow learner!"
~Lynda Montgomery
momsangel
10-26-2008, 07:01 PM
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
wicked1
10-26-2008, 09:47 PM
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.
aroggs
10-27-2008, 10:12 AM
"The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going."
George Carlin
wicked1
10-27-2008, 05:07 PM
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
~Danny Kaye
aroggs
10-28-2008, 12:36 PM
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Henry A. Kissinger
momsangel
10-28-2008, 12:38 PM
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Henry A. Kissinger
LOL, that is a good one;)
wicked1
10-29-2008, 12:26 AM
Too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.
~Maurice Setter
aroggs
10-29-2008, 10:25 AM
"Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success."
Samuel Goldwyn
wicked1
10-29-2008, 01:30 PM
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
danajc83
10-29-2008, 02:24 PM
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt
momsangel
10-29-2008, 10:57 PM
:D Don't worry, Be Happy!:p
wicked1
10-29-2008, 11:27 PM
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
~John Barrymore
aroggs
10-30-2008, 10:34 AM
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
W. C. Fields
Jess0587
10-30-2008, 10:36 AM
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
W. C. Fields
:eek: LOL!!
wicked1
10-30-2008, 05:02 PM
Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
~Alex Karras
aroggs
10-31-2008, 11:48 AM
"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."
Groucho Marx
wicked1
10-31-2008, 01:46 PM
A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. :)
aroggs
11-01-2008, 01:29 PM
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life
Brooke Shields
wicked1
11-01-2008, 02:18 PM
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
~Emerson
aroggs
11-02-2008, 10:35 AM
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn
Fulton J. Sheen
wicked1
11-02-2008, 02:58 PM
"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn
Fulton J. Sheen
:D :D You're cracking me up!
Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
aroggs
11-03-2008, 10:12 AM
Thats the idea to give you a laugh !! ;)
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
Spike Milligan
wicked1
11-03-2008, 01:19 PM
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
aroggs
11-04-2008, 10:34 AM
Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.
— Corita Kent
wicked1
11-04-2008, 03:58 PM
The best portion of a good mans life is his little nameless, unremembered acts of of kindness and love.
~William Wordsworth
aroggs
11-05-2008, 10:53 AM
"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them."
Bill Vaughan
wicked1
11-05-2008, 12:54 PM
You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.
aroggs
11-06-2008, 12:11 PM
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
— Aristotle
wicked1
11-07-2008, 12:45 AM
Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
aroggs
11-07-2008, 10:13 AM
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
Blaise Pascal
wicked1
11-07-2008, 04:15 PM
Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.
aroggs
11-08-2008, 10:55 AM
"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
Tallulah Bankhead
wicked1
11-08-2008, 01:51 PM
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
cooking4
11-08-2008, 02:08 PM
Between the dark and the daylight,
When the night is beginning to lower,
comes a pause in the day's occupations,
that is known as the Children's Hour.
Longfellow
wicked1
11-08-2008, 04:31 PM
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
aroggs
11-09-2008, 11:09 AM
"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare."
Mike Myers
wicked1
11-09-2008, 02:48 PM
Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
~Billy Wilder
aroggs
11-10-2008, 11:41 AM
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
Robert Orben
wicked1
11-10-2008, 01:16 PM
We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
aroggs
11-11-2008, 11:45 AM
Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play.
— Heraclitus
cooking4
11-11-2008, 11:53 AM
speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
Theodore Roosevelt
wicked1
11-11-2008, 12:54 PM
No one is listening, until you ****! :eek:
momsangel
11-11-2008, 12:55 PM
No one is listening, until you ****! :eek:
LOL,that was funny;)
wicked1
11-11-2008, 11:30 PM
"When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."
~George Burns
aroggs
11-12-2008, 11:17 AM
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
cooking4
11-12-2008, 02:27 PM
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist, the hole.
McL. Wilson
prettyeyez08
11-12-2008, 02:34 PM
what goes aroud comes around
might have already been here ... but this is one of my favorites
wicked1
11-12-2008, 03:48 PM
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
aroggs
11-13-2008, 10:26 AM
"My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping."
Rita Rudner
Dreamie61
11-13-2008, 01:58 PM
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
-Will Rogers
wicked1
11-13-2008, 03:56 PM
It's easy being an Angel if no one ruffles your feathers!!
Dreamie61
11-14-2008, 08:38 AM
“He who hesitates is a damned fool.” -Mae West
aroggs
11-14-2008, 10:14 AM
The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope.
— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
wicked1
11-14-2008, 02:51 PM
The manner of giving is worth more than the gift.
Dreamie61
11-14-2008, 04:07 PM
"Action is the foundational key to all success"
-Pablo Picasso
wicked1
11-14-2008, 09:04 PM
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~E.E.Cummings
Dreamie61
11-15-2008, 09:21 AM
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it"
-Bill Cosby
aroggs
11-15-2008, 10:55 AM
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
— Franklin P. Jones
wicked1
11-15-2008, 01:03 PM
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.
Jingle
11-15-2008, 03:14 PM
A word is dead when it is said, some say.
I say it just begins to live that day.
wicked1
11-15-2008, 09:14 PM
A hug delights and warms and charms, that must be why God gave us arms.
Dreamie61
11-15-2008, 09:23 PM
"Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator"
-Confucius
wicked1
11-15-2008, 10:48 PM
Be not afraid of going slowly; Be afraid only of standing still.
Dreamie61
11-16-2008, 09:17 AM
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
-Mohandas Gandhi
Jingle
11-16-2008, 09:49 AM
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Walter Bagehot
wicked1
11-16-2008, 10:07 AM
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
aroggs
11-16-2008, 08:20 PM
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country
Steven Wright
Dreamie61
11-16-2008, 08:39 PM
Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies.
-Mother Teresa
wicked1
11-16-2008, 10:07 PM
I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.
aroggs
11-17-2008, 11:11 AM
lol..and so true
Sometimes one likes foolish people for their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Dreamie61
11-17-2008, 09:59 PM
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
-Aristotle
wicked1
11-17-2008, 11:16 PM
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
aroggs
11-18-2008, 10:29 AM
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin
wicked1
11-18-2008, 02:33 PM
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them.
~Brendan Francis
Dreamie61
11-18-2008, 06:01 PM
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
-Erma Bombeck
wicked1
11-19-2008, 12:26 AM
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
~John Hughes
aroggs
11-19-2008, 10:14 AM
"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
Alfred Hitch****
Jess0587
11-19-2008, 10:18 AM
“A complete woman is probably not a very admirable creature. She is manipulative, uses other people to get her own way, and works within whatever system she is in.” - Anita Brookner
Jess0587
11-19-2008, 10:19 AM
:) A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart. :)
danajc83
11-19-2008, 10:34 AM
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding.
-- Thich Nhat Hahn
Jess0587
11-19-2008, 10:35 AM
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. You look for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water, or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with our friends or family, we blame the other person. But if we know how to take care of them, they will grow well, like the lettuce. Blaming has no positive effect at all, nor does trying to persuade using reason and arguments. That is my experience. No blame, no reasoning, no argument, just understanding.
-- Thich Nhat Hahn
I LOVE this!!!! Absolutely true!! :D
danajc83
11-19-2008, 10:36 AM
I LOVE this!!!! Absolutely true!! :D
I thought it was very true! I like your quotes too!~
wicked1
11-19-2008, 03:30 PM
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.
Jingle
11-19-2008, 11:47 PM
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
-Maori Proverb
aroggs
11-20-2008, 10:36 AM
"Never wear anything that panics the cat."
P. J. O'Rourke
Dreamie61
11-20-2008, 05:36 PM
Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!
-Eleanor Roosevelt
wicked1
11-20-2008, 07:53 PM
Work for God. The retirement benefits are great!
aroggs
11-21-2008, 10:43 AM
"I never said most of the things I said."
Yogi Berra
Dreamie61
11-21-2008, 05:31 PM
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
-Robert Frost
wicked1
11-21-2008, 09:11 PM
Great truths are portions of the soul of man, great souls are portions of eternity.
~James Russell Lowell
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 10:27 AM
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
-Confucius
aroggs
11-22-2008, 10:46 AM
"I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap."
Rodney Dangerfield
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 12:43 PM
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-Stephen Covey
wicked1
11-22-2008, 01:28 PM
If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch :mad: , give him a smile. :D
Dreamie61
11-22-2008, 09:26 PM
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
-Oscar Wilde
aroggs
11-23-2008, 12:10 PM
"I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong."
Samuel Goldwyn
wicked1
11-23-2008, 03:17 PM
Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
Dreamie61
11-23-2008, 05:50 PM
Peace begins with a smile.
-Mother Teresa
wicked1
11-23-2008, 11:42 PM
I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's shot.
aroggs
11-24-2008, 10:25 AM
When one is too old for love, one finds great comfort in good dinners.
— Zora Neale Hurston
wicked1
11-25-2008, 12:05 AM
I can't hear you. Old age has some benefits.
aroggs
11-25-2008, 11:12 AM
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
wicked1
11-25-2008, 08:34 PM
Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does.
Dreamie61
11-25-2008, 08:54 PM
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra
aroggs
11-26-2008, 10:10 AM
I think somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.
— Eleanor Roosevelt
danajc83
11-26-2008, 10:19 AM
Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody else expects of you. ~Henry Ward Beecher~
danajc83
11-26-2008, 12:44 PM
Always remember to forget the troubles that passed away, but never forget to remember the blessings that come back each day.
danajc83
11-26-2008, 12:47 PM
Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise. ~Sam Loven
danajc83
11-26-2008, 12:48 PM
Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
danajc83
11-26-2008, 12:49 PM
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
~ James Russell Lowell
wicked1
11-27-2008, 01:32 AM
There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
Dreamie61
11-27-2008, 09:33 AM
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
-Bill Cosby
aroggs
11-27-2008, 01:24 PM
As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
— John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Dreamie61
11-27-2008, 08:17 PM
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
-Confucius
wicked1
11-27-2008, 10:08 PM
Faith is the bird that sings when the dawn is still dark.
aroggs
11-28-2008, 11:56 PM
The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.
— Abraham Lincoln
atianah
11-28-2008, 11:59 PM
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-Charlie Brown-
atianah
11-29-2008, 12:02 AM
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
-Alice Roosevelt Longworth-
atianah
11-29-2008, 12:03 AM
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-Mark Twain-
wicked1
11-29-2008, 12:30 AM
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
~Ben Franklin
Dreamie61
11-29-2008, 09:04 AM
You may delay, but time will not.
-Benjamin Franklin
wicked1
11-29-2008, 01:45 PM
Live long and prosper.
~Mr. Spock
Dreamie61
11-30-2008, 12:02 PM
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
-Oprah Winfrey
aroggs
11-30-2008, 12:53 PM
"I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong."
Bertrand Russell
wicked1
11-30-2008, 11:29 PM
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
aroggs
12-01-2008, 10:06 AM
LOL...So true
"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."
Shelley Winters
wicked1
12-01-2008, 12:34 PM
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dreamie61
12-01-2008, 08:45 PM
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Love it!!!!!
No man was ever wise by chance.
-Lucius Annaeus Seneca
wicked1
12-01-2008, 10:46 PM
Yeah, Dreamie, That's a good one!
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
aroggs
12-02-2008, 10:08 AM
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
Bob Dole
Dreamie61
12-02-2008, 09:41 PM
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
-Auguste Rodin
wicked1
12-02-2008, 11:43 PM
There is a very fine line between "Hobby" and "Mental Illness."
aroggs
12-04-2008, 10:29 AM
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."
Steve Martin
Dreamie61
12-04-2008, 10:02 PM
The man who has no imagination has no wings.
-Muhammad Ali
CATLVR36
12-04-2008, 10:40 PM
Well shut my mouth and call me horsewhipped......my late grandfather
wicked1
12-04-2008, 11:33 PM
"I expect to pass this world but once, any kindness that I can show a fellow being, let me do it now. Let me not defer it for I shall not pass this way again."
~Stephen Grellet French/American Religious Leader
Dreamie61
12-05-2008, 09:37 AM
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde
aroggs
12-05-2008, 09:44 AM
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
wicked1
12-05-2008, 04:35 PM
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
aroggs
12-06-2008, 11:49 AM
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
— Albert Einstein
wicked1
12-06-2008, 12:20 PM
Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get up and dance.
atianah
12-06-2008, 11:47 PM
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-Victor Hugo-
atianah
12-06-2008, 11:54 PM
Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies solely in my tenacity.
-Louis Pasteur-
wicked1
12-07-2008, 12:24 AM
The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand.
~Robert Vallet
aroggs
12-07-2008, 02:20 PM
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day."
Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
Dreamie61
12-07-2008, 07:03 PM
We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
-Harrison Ford
wicked1
12-07-2008, 11:57 PM
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
aroggs
12-08-2008, 10:06 AM
"I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I've met."
Dwight L. Moody
Dreamie61
12-08-2008, 10:11 PM
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning
aroggs
12-09-2008, 11:08 AM
"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day."
Franklin P. Jones
wicked1
12-10-2008, 02:06 AM
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Dreamie61
12-10-2008, 07:06 PM
Man who passes gas in church sits in his own pew......
-Confucius
aroggs
12-10-2008, 10:30 PM
lol :) :D
"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day."
Franklin P. Jones
wicked1
12-11-2008, 12:50 AM
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
aroggs
12-12-2008, 10:20 AM
So true...LOL
"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."
Robert Orben
wicked1
12-12-2008, 02:22 PM
A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
aroggs
12-13-2008, 11:42 AM
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
Bob Hope
wicked1
12-14-2008, 02:08 AM
Wherever you go, go with all your heart.
~Confucius
aroggs
12-14-2008, 10:01 AM
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
atianah
12-14-2008, 11:19 PM
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
-Book of Ecclesiastes, Chapter 3-
wicked1
12-14-2008, 11:19 PM
Never lick a steak knife.
aroggs
12-15-2008, 10:59 AM
LOL..That might hurt :eek:
aroggs
12-15-2008, 11:01 AM
"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."
Jay London
wicked1
12-15-2008, 12:47 PM
:D
"The capacity to rise above temptation is the essence of freedom. One is simply not free to serve, to do the right, when one gives in to the temptation to stay in power; That is, when it becomes a compulsion to do what ever is most popular."
~M. Scott Peck
Dreamie61
12-15-2008, 09:01 PM
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jacka s s who pays for everything.
~Paris Hilton
wicked1
12-15-2008, 11:52 PM
"It is strange that in our praying, we seldom ask for a change in character, but always a change in circumstances."
aroggs
12-16-2008, 10:43 AM
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
Rita Rudner
wicked1
12-16-2008, 03:08 PM
"Good manners are made up of small sacrifices."
aroggs
12-17-2008, 02:07 PM
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Phyllis Diller
Dreamie61
12-17-2008, 06:00 PM
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
-Oprah Winfrey
onefearlesswoman
12-17-2008, 06:29 PM
Here are some of my favorites-
My co-workers posted this on my locker for years-
Runs with sissors
Colors outside the lines
Does not play well with others
:eek:
It is always darkest before the dawn.
Bleeding always stops.
wicked1
12-17-2008, 08:44 PM
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith
Dreamie61
12-18-2008, 07:36 PM
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
~Roy L. Smith
Good one!!!!!
Christmas, my child, is love in action.
~ Dale Evans
aroggs
12-18-2008, 08:38 PM
If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, quit exaggerating
Mom
wicked1
12-18-2008, 11:31 PM
The most important part about Christmas, is the first six letters.
aroggs
12-19-2008, 12:49 PM
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
Fred Allen
wicked1
12-19-2008, 04:10 PM
LOL
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
The presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Dreamie61
12-19-2008, 05:19 PM
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
~Benjamin Franklin
wicked1
12-19-2008, 07:58 PM
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
~W.T. Ellis
Dreamie61
12-20-2008, 07:13 AM
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers
aroggs
12-20-2008, 12:00 PM
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."
Douglas MacArthur
wicked1
12-20-2008, 03:12 PM
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~Joan Rivers
Love this one! :D
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
~Mary Ellen Chase
aroggs
12-23-2008, 02:31 PM
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
Margaret Mead
wicked1
12-23-2008, 05:54 PM
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
~Janice Maeditere
aroggs
12-27-2008, 01:06 PM
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
George Carlin
wicked1
12-27-2008, 01:20 PM
Attitudes are contagious. Are yours worth catching?
aroggs
12-31-2008, 01:01 PM
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury"
Groucho Marx
wicked1
12-31-2008, 03:47 PM
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Disane
12-31-2008, 03:47 PM
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." ........... Alice Walker
wicked1
12-31-2008, 08:40 PM
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
momsangel
12-31-2008, 09:11 PM
You can be sincere and still be stupid. ~Charles F. Kettering
momsangel
12-31-2008, 09:16 PM
Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak. ~Author Unknown
wicked1
01-01-2009, 02:51 AM
"If you don't think every day is a great day, try going without one."
~Zig Ziglar
aroggs
01-01-2009, 08:51 PM
A woman’s mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag.
— Billy Connelly
wicked1
01-01-2009, 09:13 PM
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
~Whitney Brown
LadyPyro
01-01-2009, 09:30 PM
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
wicked1
01-01-2009, 09:48 PM
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
~Milton Berle
momsangel
01-01-2009, 10:20 PM
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Anonymous
wicked1
01-01-2009, 11:26 PM
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it. :D
Dreamie61
01-02-2009, 10:16 AM
It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
-Epicurus
wicked1
01-02-2009, 01:42 PM
Remember, the toes you step on today, may be attached to the a$$ you will have to kiss tomorrow.
aroggs
01-02-2009, 11:09 PM
It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.
— Henry David Thoreau
wicked1
01-02-2009, 11:15 PM
"Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil; our great hope lies in developinig what is good."
~Calvin Coolidge
aroggs
01-03-2009, 01:42 PM
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.
— Charles ****ens
wicked1
01-03-2009, 02:48 PM
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things.
~John Burroughs
Dreamie61
01-04-2009, 09:48 AM
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
wicked1
01-04-2009, 03:13 PM
"Write it on your heart, that every day is the best day in the year."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dreamie61
01-04-2009, 09:16 PM
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
-George Burns
aroggs
01-04-2009, 09:45 PM
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
wicked1
01-05-2009, 12:38 AM
"Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change. And when we are right, make us easy to live with."
rebate queen
01-05-2009, 12:41 AM
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Ben_Stein/)
ALawicki
01-05-2009, 12:26 PM
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of *****."
Dreamie61
01-05-2009, 07:17 PM
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby
wicked1
01-06-2009, 02:39 AM
"There are always flowers for those who want to see them."
~Henri Matisse
Dreamie61
01-06-2009, 03:48 PM
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-Mark Twain
wicked1
01-06-2009, 09:13 PM
If things get better with age, then I'm approaching perfect! :rolleyes:
aroggs
01-07-2009, 09:41 AM
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
— Albert Einstein
Dreamie61
01-07-2009, 09:28 PM
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
-Mohandas Gandhi
wicked1
01-08-2009, 01:03 AM
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination."
~Voltaire
aroggs
01-09-2009, 06:08 PM
Victory is won not in miles, but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more.
— Louis L’Amour
Dreamie61
01-10-2009, 10:57 AM
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
-Alan King
wicked1
01-10-2009, 02:29 PM
"Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
aroggs
01-11-2009, 10:20 AM
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out."
Richard Dawkins
wicked1
01-11-2009, 01:03 PM
"In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed, it must be achieved."
~Franklin D. Roosevelt
aroggs
01-12-2009, 04:05 PM
Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.
— Hubert de Givenchy
wicked1
01-13-2009, 01:39 AM
"True Happiness...is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose."
~Helen Keller
Dreamie61
01-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Turn your wounds into wisdom.
-Oprah Winfrey
wicked1
01-14-2009, 01:36 AM
"Thy fate is the common fate of all, into each life some rain must fall."
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
aroggs
01-14-2009, 11:58 AM
"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
Bob Hope
wicked1
01-14-2009, 03:12 PM
I came from a large family. I never slept alone until I was married! :D
aroggs
01-15-2009, 02:15 PM
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
Natalie Wood
Dreamie61
01-15-2009, 06:19 PM
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-Yogi Berra
wicked1
01-16-2009, 02:02 AM
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."
aroggs
01-16-2009, 12:08 PM
The most important thing she’d learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
— Jill Churchill
Dreamie61
01-16-2009, 02:42 PM
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-Honore de Balzac
wicked1
01-16-2009, 04:38 PM
"Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend."
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
aroggs
01-19-2009, 07:42 PM
"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one."
E. B. White
wicked1
01-20-2009, 12:38 AM
If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow. :) :D
aroggs
01-20-2009, 09:43 AM
Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free . . . your true self comes out.
— Tina Turner
wicked1
01-20-2009, 08:05 PM
Whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you’ll find that when you’re free . . . your true self comes out.
— Tina Turner
Amen to that!
"The genius of life is to carry the spirit of childhood into old age."
~Aldous Huxley
aroggs
01-21-2009, 10:44 AM
Man cannot live by bread alone. He must have peanut butter.
— Bill Cosby
onefearlesswoman
01-21-2009, 06:50 PM
Not a good day for peanut butter....:rolleyes:
Dreamie61
01-21-2009, 07:47 PM
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
-Agnes Repplier
wicked1
01-21-2009, 11:22 PM
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
aroggs
01-22-2009, 10:01 AM
The things people discard tell more about them than the things they keep.
— Hilda Lawrence
wicked1
01-22-2009, 02:13 PM
"In Summer, the song sings itself."
~William Carlos Williams
Dreamie61
01-22-2009, 07:46 PM
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-Josh Billings
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