This/That

[iceman884]

Blonde


blue or gray

[wicked1]

Gray

Country or City?

[iceman884]

country

horses or cows

[wicked1]

Horses

Cat or Dog?

[iceman884]

dog

nuts or berries

[wicked1]

Nuts

Cold or hot cereal?

[iceman884]

cold


honey or sugar

[wicked1]

Sugar

Beef Stick or Jerky?

[iceman884]

beef stick

peas or carrots

[wicked1]

Peas

Onion or garlic?

[iceman884]

Garlic

diamond or pearls

[wicked1]

Diamonds

Onyx or Emeralds?

[iceman884]

onyx


lions or tigers

[wicked1]

Lions

Western or English saddle?

[iceman884]

western

vanilla or chocolate

[wicked1]

Chocolate

Italian or French food?

[iceman884]

Italian

pumpernickle or rye

[wicked1]

Rye

Fried or Scrambled eggs?

[iceman884]

scrambled

tea or coffee

[wicked1]

Coffee

Hot or Iced tea?

[iceman884]

Iced
Boxers or briefs

[wicked1]

Briefs

Dude Ranch or Beach?

[iceman884]

Beach

Smoking or Non-smoking

[wicked1]

Smoking

Table or Booth?

[iceman884]

Booth

Movies or plays

[wicked1]

Movies

Water with or without lemon?

[iceman884]

with

skirts or shorts

[wicked1]

Neither! :eek:
Shorts

Parrot or parakeet?

[iceman884]

Parrot

Books or TV

[wicked1]

TV

Bacon or Sausage?

[iceman884]

Bacon, Bacon, Bacon

work or stay at home

[wicked1]

Stay home (practicing for retirement!)

Car or Truck?

[iceman884]

Truck (Silly)

Men or Women

[wicked1]

Men (Silly)

Coke or Pepsi?

[iceman884]

Coke (Actually RC)

Veggies - Cooked or raw

[wicked1]

Cooked

Steak Tartar or Squid?

[SSIAnkie]

Steak tartar....

Mahi Mahi or Salmon?

[wicked1]

Mahi Mahi

Fresh raw Yellow fin Tuna or cooked Tuna?

[caryn]

cooked tuna

pink or blue?

[wicked1]

Blue

Dress suit or Jeans?

[caryn]

jeans

napkins or papertowels

[wicked1]

Paper towels

Paper plates or real plates?

[iceman884]

real plates (I'm not that lazy!:D )

Brawn or Brains

[wicked1]

Brains

Natural tan or tanning salon?

[iceman884]

Natural Tan (Au natural is even better):rolleyes:


The book or The Movie

[lovetolaugh]

the movie

ketchup or mustard?

[iceman884]

Mustard


Coast or Mountains

[lovetolaugh]

mountain

bottle or on tap

[iceman884]

Tap (Draft preferred)




Cowboys or bikers?

[lovetolaugh]

umm, cowboys

odds or evens?

[iceman884]

Like my odds...;) Do you ever go back and
read any of these post as a group?
Some of them get pretty funny!


cars or trucks?

[lovetolaugh]

yeah they really are

cars
a.m. or p.m.

[iceman884]

I Live for the PM



smoking or non -smoking

[LadyPyro]

non-smoking

Chocolate or vanilla?

[iceman884]

Chocolate


peanut butter & jelly or peanut butter and bananas

[bunny]

odds
rum or vodka..........

[bunny]

odds
rum or vodka..........

oops!!!!!!!!!!!

[iceman884]

Rum Hi Bunny!:)


Coke or Pepsi?

[bunny]

pepsi
cats or dogs

HI!!!

[dirtbikegrl]

pepsi
cats or dogs

HI!!!

Cats, he is purring on me now

4-wheelers, or dirtbikes

[wicked1]

4-Wheelers

Pot roast or Lasagna?

[iceman884]

Pot Roast


walking in the rain or sitting by a fire?

[wicked1]

Sitting by a fire (to dry off from that walk in the rain!) :D

Play golf or go to the gun range?

[iceman884]

go to the gun range ( whenever I need a "Mad Minute"!)


Physical exercise or mental exercise?

[wicked1]

Mental exercise (obviously!)

Drag races or rodeos?

[iceman884]

rodeos


bugs with or without wings

[wicked1]

without HEADS!

Board games or cards?

[iceman884]

Cards (Texas Hold 'Em)


Hardwood Floors or Wall to wall carpet?

[wicked1]

Hardwood floors

Bedspread or comforter?

[iceman884]

Comforter


peanuts or pretzels

[wicked1]

Both, But I will say Pretzels

wireless mouse, or regular?

[iceman884]

wireless (works with both my laptop & desktop:D )

Fish - fresh or frozen?

[wicked1]

Fresh

Power boats or sail boats?

[iceman884]

Sailboats are more fun!:D



a long soak in the tub or a 15 minute massage?

[wicked1]

a long soak in the tub

Country music or old rock 'n roll?

[iceman884]

Oldies (But anything that will get this stupid jingle out of my head will do!):rolleyes:



Public schools or homeschooling

[wicked1]

Public schools

Marmalade or Grape Jelly?

[iceman884]

marmalade


fishing - live bait or lures?

[wicked1]

Live Bait

Cane pole or casting rod?

[iceman884]

casting rod

cable tv or satelite tv

[utkd29]

satelite tv

Car or Truck

[iceman884]

truck

WIW? Watching grass grow or watching golf on tv

[wicked1]

watching grass grow!

oranges or grapefruit?

[utkd29]

Oranges

WIB icecream or cake

[Jess0587]

Ice cream!!!! :D

WIB Grape or Strawberry jelly?

[utkd29]

Strawberry

WIW rain or drought

[iceman884]

drought

WIB rasberries or blackberries

[wicked1]

raspberries

sunrise or sunset?

[iceman884]

sunset (closer to beer:thirty:rolleyes: )


electricity or running water

[Motherofthree]

Oh man! This is a hard one....

Electricity

Scrambled eggs or Sunny side up eggs?

[iceman884]

Scrambled (Don't like runny eggs!)

Fresh water or the ocean?

[Motherofthree]

Definitely the OCEAN!!

Chicken or Ribs?

[iceman884]

Chicken (Ol' Doc says to stay away from the red stuff!)

Chips.... Plain or flavored?

[Motherofthree]

Depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

Flavored it will be

Vomiting or Diarrhea..:o

[iceman884]

:eek: If i've got to choose, it will be after a few galsses of iced cold water, so it doesn't feel so bad comming back up and fewer chunks! :eek: Yuuck!


Jocks or Cowboys?

[Motherofthree]

Cowboys!!! YEEEEHAAAWW

T.V or computer?

[iceman884]

Computer (hardley ever turn the ol' **** tube on anymore!)


Sunday, go to meeting jokes or 'slightly' risque ones?

[Motherofthree]

Go to meeting jokes!!! DUH!:D

Apple or bananna?

[iceman884]

Bananas (Fried with peanut butter on toast!):rolleyes:

rock and roll or country?

[Motherofthree]

Rock n roll!!

candy or fruit?

[iceman884]

Fruit (hardly ever eat sweets anymore)

Sports or NASCAR?

[Motherofthree]

Neither.. I dislike both!

tomatoes or potatoes?

[iceman884]

Potatos (I'm Irish, first generation American)

[iceman884]

Now for my question (Darn CRS!:mad: )...


Chocolate cake with white icing or white cake with chocolate icing?:)

[SSIAnkie]

Definitely white cake with chocolate icing....yum!

Rain or snow?

[lovetolaugh]

rain
Diet Pepsi or Diet Coke

[SSIAnkie]

Diet coke

Beach or lake?

[lovetolaugh]

lake

sweet or salty

[iceman884]

Salty

Vinegrette or creamy salad dressing

[wicked1]

creamy

Plaid or stripes?

[lovetolaugh]

Plaid

beer or wine?

[wicked1]

Wine

Hand wash or automatic car wash?

[lovetolaugh]

Automatic car wash

hand written or typed

[wicked1]

typed

tap water or bottled water?

[lovetolaugh]

bottled water

orange or apple?

[wicked1]

Orange

Tall or short?

[SSIAnkie]

Tall

Straight hair or curly hair?

[wicked1]

straight

Pasta or rice?

[countrypkin65]

Rice


Heals or flats?

[wicked1]

Flats

Pigtails or ponytails?

[iceman884]

Pony tail


Small town or big city

[wicked1]

small town

cake or pie?

[SSIAnkie]

Cake

Diamonds or Gemstones?

[pansyrhonda]

Diamond

Gold or Silver Gold?

[wicked1]

Gold

Health or Wealth?

[countrypkin65]

Health

family or friends?

[wicked1]

Family

Hairspray or no hairspray?

[lovetolaugh]

hairspray

thick or thin

[wicked1]

Thick

Mint or Cinnamon?

[SSIAnkie]

Mint

Champagne or Beer?

[lovetolaugh]

beer

lunch or dinner?

[SSIAnkie]

dinner...

pizza or pasta?

[iceman884]

Pizza!

Democrats or Republicans

[lovetolaugh]

Democrats

jam or jelly?

[wicked1]

Jam

Wheat or Rye bread?

[lovetolaugh]

rye

butter or margarine?

[wicked1]

Butter

Pork or beef

[iceman884]

Beef


TV dinners or fast food

[wicked1]

Fast Food

Homemade pie or from a bakery?

[giraf98]

Homemade

film or digital? (camera)

[iceman884]

Digital


yougart or icecream?

[wicked1]

Ice Cream!

Wooden structured home or Block?

[iceman884]

Block (Remember the story of the wolf & the three little pigs?)


cash or charge

[wicked1]

charge

peas or beans?

[lovetolaugh]

beans

morning or night?

[wicked1]

Morning

Fresh or Frozen veggies?

[iceman884]

FRESH!! (I grow my own, don't cha know!)

Rainy days or steamy summer evenings?

[wicked1]

Rainy Days

Fact or Fiction?

[SSIAnkie]

Fiction

Music or TV?

[wicked1]

Music

Perfume or Cologne?

[iceman884]

Perfume for her, Cologne for me!;)

Trains or buses

[wicked1]

Trains

Draft, canned or bottled beer?

[iceman884]

Draft, nothin but the best for my momma's little boy!


Uniforms or street clothes for students?

[wicked1]

Uniforms

Longer or shorter summers for school kids?

[iceman884]

Shorter... kids 3 months on the loose is crazy!

Microwave or stove-top Mac & Cheese

[wicked1]

Stove top

Minute rice or regular rice?

[iceman884]

Regular ~ 2 cups water 1 cup rice - bring to a boil, cover, simmer 20 minutes, stir = perfect rice! See? I can cook, too!:D

Washing your vehicle or doing the wash?(laundry)

[wicked1]

Laundry

I wouldn't know what to do without my rice cooker!


Naughty or nice?

[iceman884]

I like them just a little bit Naughty!

WIB Ball Caps or cowboy hats?

[wicked1]

Ball Caps

Funny or serious?

[iceman884]

Funny (haven't you seen my jokes?:eek: )

WIW Ants at a picnic or flies at a BBQ?

[wicked1]

Ants at a picnic

WIB:

Wealth or Health?

[iceman884]

Health


WIB eyeglasses or contact lenses

[wicked1]

Eyeglasses

WIW:

A headache or a back ache?

[lovetolaugh]

a headache

WIW cooking or cleaning?

[countrypkin65]

cleaning

WIB a trip to the grocerie store, or a trip to the garage?

[iceman884]

the garage (I hate shopping.:rolleyes: )


english muffins/biscuits

[wicked1]

Bicuits

Butter or Margarine

[countrypkin65]

Butter

carpet or wood?

[kokoscool]

Carpet.


Margaritas or white wine?

[countrypkin65]

Margaritas (is better)

tall or short?

[lovetolaugh]

tall
blonde or brunette?

[wicked1]

Brunette

Save or Spend?

[iceman884]

save


ice or heat (for a bruise)

[carrieandjohn]

Ice



Chocolate Or Vanilla Icecream

[wicked1]

I like them equally mixed! :)

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

[lovetolaugh]

Miracle Whip

Light or dark

[wicked1]

Dark

Wide or Narrow?

[iceman884]

he he hee! Wide!

:eek: or :confused: :D Just being a smart @ss! LOL

[lovetolaugh]

Planes or trains?

[wicked1]

Planes

Kids or Dogs?

[lovetolaugh]

KIDS
cats or dogs?

[wicked1]

Dogs

Rain or Shine?

[Disane]

shine

balloons or kites?

[wicked1]

Balloons

Candy or Flowers?

[jen2129]

Flowers

Store bought card or homemade card?

[wicked1]

Homemade

Pizza or Ravioli?

[lovetolaugh]

pizza

sleep or eat?

[kokoscool]

eat. no, sleep. no, eat...

gloves or mittens?

[lovetolaugh]

gloves

rock or country?

[wicked1]

Country

Breakfast, lunch or dinner?

[lovetolaugh]

Dinner

butter or margarine

[wicked1]

Butter

Pudding or ice cream?

[lovetolaugh]

Ice cream
dancing or singing?

[wicked1]

Singing

Movies or game shows?

[lovetolaugh]

movies

gowms or pajamas?

[wicked1]

Gowns (nightshirts are even better!)

Shorts or Slacks

[lovetolaugh]

slacks

shower or bath?

[wicked1]

shower

Band or piano bar?

[lovetolaugh]

band


short hair or long?

[wicked1]

Short

Short or long skirts?

[pansyrhonda]

Mid-Length

Dark Chocolate or Milk Chocolate?

[wicked1]

Milk Chocolate

White or Wheat bread?

[lovetolaugh]

white
turtles or frogs?

[wicked1]

Turtles

Caramel or Butterscotch?

[lovetolaugh]

caramel
jelly or jam?

[wicked1]

Jam

Brown, Yellow, or White Rice?

[lovetolaugh]

white rice

diamondor pearls?

[wicked1]

Diamonds

Bracelet or Anklet?

[lovetolaugh]

bracelet
plain or peanut m&m's?

[wicked1]

Peanut

Almond Joy or Mounds?

[lovetolaugh]

almond joy

sprite or 7-up?

[wicked1]

7-Up

Diamonds or Rubys

[lovetolaugh]

diamonds

paper or plastic?

[wicked1]

Plastic

Natural or dyed hair?

[lovetolaugh]

natural

blue eyes or brown eyes?

[wicked1]

Brown

Sugar or Sweet n Low?

[iceman884]

Sugar

Wheaties or fruit loops?

[prncss99]

fruit loops

pink or purple??

[wicked1]

Purple

Bland or Spicy?

[pansyrhonda]

Spicy

Black Beans or Lima Beans?

[wicked1]

Black Beans

Steak or Chicken?

[lovetolaugh]

steak
rare or well done?

[wicked1]

Rare (medium rare) :)

Banana Split or Hot Fudge Sundae?

[aroggs]

Hot Fudge Sundae

Can of Corn or Corn on the cob ?

[wicked1]

Corn on the cob

Grits or breakfast potatoes?

[notyard]

Breakfast potatoes

Scissors or shears?

[wicked1]

Scissors

Buttons or Snaps?

[aroggs]

Buttons

Cups or mugs ?

[wicked1]

Mugs

Liquid cold medicine or capsules?

[SSIAnkie]

Capsules.....

Airplane or Train?

[aroggs]

Train.....

Hotel or cabin ?

[wicked1]

Cabin

Vacation in the mountains or lake?

[lovetolaugh]

mountains

push or pull?

[wicked1]

Push

Beauty salon or do it yourself?

[SSIAnkie]

Beauty salon

Too cold or too hot?

[mrsn1xcv]

too hot ....

baked or mashed?

[aroggs]

Baked....
Oatmeal or Cold Cereal ?

[wicked1]

Cold Cereal

Whole milk or Soy milk?

[aroggs]

Whole

Dogs or cats ?

[wicked1]

Dogs

Ceiling fan or floor fan?

[lovetolaugh]

ceiling fan

wink or a smile?

[wicked1]

Smile

Cotton or Flannel?

[aroggs]

Cotton

Post it notes or Scrap paper ?

[wicked1]

Post its

For your dog/cat....Wet or dry food?

[lovetolaugh]

dry

flats or heels?

[wicked1]

Flats

Shorts or Jeans?

[aroggs]

Shorts

Long or short hair?

[mspete]

short hair

Chocolate or Carob?

[wicked1]

Chocolate

Gas or Electric Stove?