Three Word Story Game

[jeanneparrot]

:) Three Word Story Game

Example: 1) There was a
2) fat little frog
3) who ate flys

I'll start.....

all day long

[Cpogie]

I wonder why

[jeanneparrot]

the frog sits?

[LDCOX]

on the bench

[jeanneparrot]

in his wetsuit

[LDCOX]

that he farted

[jeanneparrot]

in the wetsuit

[LDCOX]

and it blew

[Kit Kat]

a big hole

[LDCOX]

in Trixiebelles brain

[Kit Kat]

and hit Bubba

[LDCOX]

and trixiebelle with

[Kit Kat]

a dead raccoon

[LDCOX]

they ate for

[Kit Kat]

dinner since the

[LDCOX]

went to NAPA

[Kit Kat]

and are members

[LDCOX]

of the Redneck

[Kit Kat]

yacht club and

[LDCOX]

check your PM

[Kit Kat]

then they went

[jeanneparrot]

over the hill

[Kit Kat]

to find kittens

[mkrebecca]

and thier mittens.

[Disane]

We were looking.................

[caryn]

for a new.............

[MandMnmbr3]

wetsuit for frog

[jeanneparrot]

to find wetsuits

[LDCOX]

that blew up...

[Kit Kat]

if you farted

[LDCOX]

while you had...

[jeanneparrot]

those little kittens

[Kit Kat]

spraying and scratching

[jeanneparrot]

the pet carrier

[LDCOX]

made from a...

[jeanneparrot]

a beehive nest

[LDCOX]

also known as...

[jeanneparrot]

a fire hydrant

[LDCOX]

spitting water on

[jeanneparrot]

Kit Kat's head

[LDCOX]

doing a dance

[jeanneparrot]

the ***** macarena

[LDCOX]

as the monkey

[jeanneparrot]

takes a picture

[Kit Kat]

of ugly tattoos

[jeanneparrot]

and orange rings

[LDCOX]

from bubble gum

[jeanneparrot]

wrappers found in

[Kit Kat]

the dumpster outside

[jeanneparrot]

a tattoo parlor

[LDCOX]

and flip-flop store

[Kit Kat]

The Piggly Wiggly

[jeanneparrot]

does not carry

[LDCOX]

windchimes made from

[jeanneparrot]

used beer cans

[LDCOX]

Then you go

[jeanneparrot]

to ebay and

[LDCOX]

do a redneck

[Kit Kat]

a favor by

[LDCOX]

ordering her a

[Kit Kat]

very rare gem

[LDCOX]

found in cereal

[jeanneparrot]

box with stale

[Kit Kat]

cereal and mold

[jeanneparrot]

inside of box

[mkrebecca]

with no lid

[jeanneparrot]

I'm not eating

[Wallaroo]

that brown stuff

[jeanneparrot]

it is wicked........

[LDCOX]

and will make....

[jeanneparrot]

you **** like...

[LDCOX]

a coon dog

[jeanneparrot]

and burp like

[Kit Kat]

TB and WT.........

[LDCOX]

Trixiebelle at her

[jeanneparrot]

High school prom

[LDCOX]

wearing black sandals

[Kit Kat]

and no bra

[LDCOX]

while she waits

[Kit Kat]

for Bubba to

[Disane]

zip his pants...............

[Kit Kat]

that had fallen

[LDCOX]

next to her

[jeanneparrot]

own great lake

[LDCOX]

where they swim

[jeanneparrot]

in stinky wetsuits

[LDCOX]

filled with green

[jeanneparrot]

slime that stinks

[LDCOX]

the trunk monkey

[jeanneparrot]

up a storm

[caryn]

very badly too

[mkrebecca]

so they will.............

[caryn]

have to go.................

[mkrebecca]

to thier rooms..........

[Wallaroo]

and play with...

[jeanneparrot]

old outdated toys

[Kit Kat]

given to them

[jeanneparrot]

by Japenese curators

[Kit Kat]

they met at.....

[jeanneparrot]

Six Flags Park

[Kit Kat]

kiddie duck ride

[Disane]

during the holiday

[Kit Kat]

which they spent

[jeanneparrot]

the city budget

[LDCOX]

on new pants

[jeanneparrot]

for the ducks

[Kit Kat]

and new windchimes

[jeanneparrot]

for momma duck

[Kit Kat]

that quacks loudly

[jeanneparrot]

protesting wildly about

[Kit Kat]

her family staying

[jeanneparrot]

in tight pants

[Kit Kat]

that are orange

[jeanneparrot]

and day glow

[LDCOX]

and way too

[Kit Kat]

short and ripped

[Disane]

for any duck...............

[LDCOX]

to chase him

[jeanneparrot]

around the city

[Kit Kat]

and catch him

[Disane]

biting his feathers................

[Kit Kat]

and chasing people

[Disane]

to bite them.................

[Kit Kat]

in their butts

[Disane]

while they run...................

[Kit Kat]

to find a......

[Disane]

a doublebarrel shotgun...............

[Kit Kat]

under the seat

[jeanneparrot]

of Wallaroo's car

[Disane]

grab that duck................

[caryn]

before he falls................

[Disane]

into the water...............

[caryn]

that is frozen..............

[Disane]

solid and thick...................

[caryn]

he could die.

[Disane]

That poor duck..................

[caryn]

out of luck!

[Disane]

He's really dead?

[caryn]

Not sure yet..............

[Disane]

wake him up....................

[caryn]

I'll try to................

[Wallaroo]

before he drowns

[caryn]

in the ice.............

[Wallaroo]

and the sharks...

[Kit Kat]

think he's bait......

[Disane]

and eat him..............

[Kit Kat]

we will call

[caryn]

animal control people

[mkrebecca]

to help him.................

[Disane]

to quickly escape

[caryn]

before someone tries

[wicked1]

drowning him again

[mkrebecca]

they should take...

[Disane]

the necessary precautions............

[jeanneparrot]

get a lifejacket

[mkrebecca]

and save him........

[LDCOX]

from the smelly

[Disane]

deep fishy waters.

[mkrebecca]

But when he...........

[jeanneparrot]

gets smashed by

[LDCOX]

a loaf of....

[jeanneparrot]

of stale bread

[motostar]

that was covered

[jeanneparrot]

with spaghetti sauce

[motostar]

and smelled like

[Kit Kat]

stinky cow poop

[motostar]

that came from

[Kit Kat]

Bubba's muck boots

[motostar]

that he left

[Kit Kat]

under the bed

[motostar]

at your house

[Kit Kat]

where the raccoon

[LDCOX]

run under the

[jeanneparrot]

right rear tire

[LDCOX]

of the bus......

[jeanneparrot]

going down Route

[LDCOX]

17 near a.........

[jeanneparrot]

river barge loaded

[LDCOX]

with waffles and

[jeanneparrot]

and fruit juice

[caryn]

so we could.......

[jeanneparrot]

all jump on

[Kit Kat]

the plane to

[Disane]

get there quickly.

[LDCOX]

so we aren't......

[motostar]

late for the

[LDCOX]

free margarita line

[motostar]

at the mall

[jeanneparrot]

with special guest

[motostar]

Billy Bob Thornton

[jeanneparrot]

singing raggae music

[caryn]

while we eat

[jeanneparrot]

delicious corn dogs

[caryn]

with lots of......

[mkrebecca]

ice cream and.........

[motostar]

cheesy french fries

[mkrebecca]

that got all....

[motostar]

sticky and gross

[mkrebecca]

because he didn't

[Kit Kat]

didn't cook them

[NDArmyGrrl]

But I love ......

[mkrebecca]

to go out..........

[jeanneparrot]

and jump around

[mkrebecca]

and dance all.........

[Disane]

through the night.

[utkd29]

I really want

[Disane]

someone to believe

[utkd29]

that I am...

[Disane]

true and authentic!

[utkd29]

On vacation I

[Jess0587]

will completly relax

[utkd29]

and stay home

[mkrebecca]

all day long.........

[bvanpeltsw]

and eat ham.....

[buckeyegirl]

and drink some....

[countrypkin65]

red, red, wine............

[wicked1]

and pass out

[countrypkin65]

until tomorrow, I

[mkrebecca]

can wake up......

[Jess0587]

hung over as........

[bunny]

the day before..

[utkd29]

I went to.....

[Jess0587]

the grocery store.......

[utkd29]

and picked up.....

[Jess0587]

a bag of.............

[utkd29]

apples and oranges

[Jess0587]

and made a............

[utkd29]

nice fruit salad.

[Jess0587]

Today, we will.....

[utkd29]

eat it all

[tiffntwins]

and then we

[utkd29]

went to grandmas

[mkrebecca]

and for dinner

[bunny]

I am glad................

[Jess0587]

that I have.......

[mkrebecca]

everyone here to......

[Disane]

greet each other

[utkd29]

and be friends

[mkrebecca]

until the end!!!

[Disane]

That would be .......

[mkrebecca]

all the fun......

[Jess0587]

in the sun........

[mkrebecca]

while we are......

[countrypkin65]

dancing to the..........

[Mrs. Danger]

rock and roll

[prncss99]

On The Deck

[utkd29]

And then I

[gatito]

Went To Bed

[utkd29]

When I woke

[Chelle]

There was a