birthday invitation wording

[hobson725]

We are going to have a marshmallow and hotdog roast for my son's 4th birthday. Can anyone give me a cute poem or "wording" to use on the invitations? I'd like to incorporate the marshmallow/hotdog roast in the wording. Thanks

[rebate queen]

You don't want me to write one-it would be all about weenies and inappropriate for all 4 year olds:eek:

[hobson725]

ok then...how about just the marshmallows???LOL

:p

[MandMnmbr3]

You don't want me to write one-it would be all about weenies and inappropriate for all 4 year olds:eek:

ROTFLMAO Dawn!!! :D

[scarlettejeanne]

Weinnies and 'mallows all on a stick,
Held over the fire, that's the trick.
Come to the party and join in the fun,
There'll be plenty to eat for everyone.

Child's name.......................
When ............................
Where ...........................
STart Time..............................
Finish Time..............................
Clothing suggestions...................
Suggestions on what to do with left-over children...................................

[breakaleg]

Weinnies and 'mallows all on a stick,
Held over the fire, that's the trick.
Come to the party and join in the fun,
There'll be plenty to eat for everyone.

Child's name.......................
When ............................
Where ...........................
STart Time..............................
Finish Time..............................
Clothing suggestions...................
Suggestions on what to do with left-over children...................................

If you don't already work at Hallmark, you should!!!!!

[hobson725]

I love it! Thanks for helping me out!

[Nannette29]

If the children are roasting their own "weenies", I'd make sure you have plenty of adult supervision on hand!!! Don't want any scorched little fingers!! :( Sounds like a fun party! Hope your son has a great Birthday! :)

P.S.

You could make some S'mores too with graham crackers, marshmallows & chocolate bars. My son is 17 & still loves to make them with his friends!!!

[Motherofthree]

Weinnies and 'mallows all on a stick,
Held over the fire, that's the trick.
Come to the party and join in the fun,
There'll be plenty to eat for everyone.

Child's name.......................
When ............................
Where ...........................
STart Time..............................
Finish Time..............................
Clothing suggestions...................
Suggestions on what to do with left-over children...................................

Omgosh thats great!!! How in the world did you make that up so fast!!! It would have taken me a couple of years!!!:D

[scarlettejeanne]

Thank you for the compliments. I do this as a hobby and teach language arts at all levels. I enjoy writing.
**A suggestion: when trying to write something, like the little ditty for a party, think of what you want to say. Then, let it flow. The harder you work at it, the less successful you'll be. Poetry does not have to rhyme, if you didn't know that. And if you want to include a twist of humor, as I did with the left-over children, do it.
If you're interested in more suggestions or help, please PM me

[rebate queen]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D

[Cpogie]

Thank you for the compliments. I do this as a hobby and teach language arts at all levels. I enjoy writing.
**A suggestion: when trying to write something, like the little ditty for a party, think of what you want to say. Then, let it flow. The harder you work at it, the less successful you'll be. Poetry does not have to rhyme, if you didn't know that. And if you want to include a twist of humor, as I did with the left-over children, do it.
If you're interested in more suggestions or help, please PM me

Scarlette...I took out your email address, and put to PM you, not good to post your email address here or anywhere cause spammers and weirdos are looking for them to use on other sites so they can spam.

[Cpogie]

I wrote one too....

Where do kids gather to celebrate?
Must be a Birthday Party for ................
Please, Remember the date....................
You can count on lots of fun, food, and cake.
There'll be Hot Dogs for roasting, Marshmellows too,
Let's blow out the candles and eat lots of cake,
Looking forward to seeing you on this most important date.

[LadyPyro]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D
roflmao!!..........

[lizmolik]

Weinnies and 'mallows all on a stick,
Held over the fire, that's the trick.
Come to the party and join in the fun,
There'll be plenty to eat for everyone.

Child's name.......................
When ............................
Where ...........................
STart Time..............................
Finish Time..............................
Clothing suggestions...................
Suggestions on what to do with left-over children...................................

Gosh, that is good! You are an awesome writer! I wish I was as creative with my words as you are! I love to write, but I am not good with my spelling and grammar, and with poems, I am not good with rhyming.

[lizmolik]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D

TeeHee! Id love to go! :D

[bvanpeltsw]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D

LMAO you are hilarious!!!!

[rebate queen]

I wrote one too....

Where do kids gather to celebrate?
Must be a Birthday Party for ................
Please, Remember the date....................
You can count on lots of fun, food, and cake.
There'll be Hot Dogs for roasting, Marshmellows too,
Let's blow out the candles and eat lots of cake,
Looking forward to seeing you on this most important date.

That's a good one too Carol!! Are you sending out free Pogie card samples???;)

[rebate queen]

roflmao!!..........

TeeHee! Id love to go! :D

LMAO you are hilarious!!!!

:D Heehee, glad you all got a laugh!! I almost deleted it, didn't want to offend anyone....:o and there is no copyright on that one so feel free to use it if you need to.....LOL

[Cpogie]

That's a good one too Carol!! Are you sending out free Pogie card samples???;)

No way......I am not good at this, lol

[scarlettejeanne]

Scarlette...I took out your email address, and put to PM you, not good to post your email address here or anywhere cause spammers and weirdos are looking for them to use on other sites so they can spam.

Thank you, that had not been realized. Turkey-turds....all of them!!!!

[momsangel]

good job on the wording

[hobson725]

These are all soooo good! I didn't know I'd start a new addition to Hallmark!!LOL

Thanks again for the laughs...

Thanks again for the great poems...

:D

[mom2fussbudgets]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Thanks for the laugh, Dawn!

[MandMnmbr3]

Weinnies and 'mallows all on a stick,
Held over the fire, that's the trick.
Come to the party and join in the fun,
There'll be plenty to eat for everyone.

Child's name.......................
When ............................
Where ...........................
STart Time..............................
Finish Time..............................
Clothing suggestions...................
Suggestions on what to do with left-over children...................................


AWESOME poem!!

[MandMnmbr3]

OK-I decided to write an invitation to a men bashing party cuz that's the mood I'm in-LOL!!

Weenies, weenies-
skewer the attached body on a stick;
Hang the whole thing over the fire
that's the trick!
Come to the "PIG" roast and have some fun;
Plastic weenies with batteries are better than the real ones!

See Erin-I told you that I shouldn't be writing to children:rolleyes: :p

No, I'm not a man hater, or a lunatic--just being silly!!:D

ROTFLMAO Dawn... I can't stop laughing!! :D

[MandMnmbr3]

I wrote one too....

Where do kids gather to celebrate?
Must be a Birthday Party for ................
Please, Remember the date....................
You can count on lots of fun, food, and cake.
There'll be Hot Dogs for roasting, Marshmellows too,
Let's blow out the candles and eat lots of cake,
Looking forward to seeing you on this most important date.

Carol... that's a good one too!! :D

[momsangel]

Carol... that's a good one too!! :D

good job !!:)

[Kris]

Hi. I need your help. My son is turning 9 years old and we are having his birthday party at a movie theatre. Can anyone help me with a cute verse to put on this birthday invitation.

Thanks :)
Kris

[SSIAnkie]

That sounds like a fun place to have a birthday party. I'm sorry, I am no good at cute wording, but I hope someone else can help you out. Hope he has a wonderful birthday! :D