Five Word Only Novel

[hvacwife]

I will make a sentence then the next person take the LAST WORD of my sentence to start at NEW sentence and it continues like that.
Have fun!!!

Let's play a new game.





Now the next sentence starts with GAME

[PandaFan]

Game day at school is fun.

[rebate queen]

Fun starts with a margarita!:D

[gatito]

Margarita Is What I'm Drinking Right Now !

[rebate queen]

Margarita Is What I'm Drinking Right Now !

You are not following the rules Wanda!!! 5 WORDS!!! I'm gonna tell Santa on you!! Can you tell that I'm drinking a margarita too!!??

[gatito]

You are not following the rules Wanda!!! 5 WORDS!!! I'm gonna tell Santa on you!! Can you tell that I'm drinking a margarita too!!??

NOOOOOOOOO PLEASE , DON'T TELL SANTA PLEASE !! I AM NOT HAVING ANY MARGARITA BUT I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA REACT ! ROTFLMAO !! GOTCHA !

[rebate queen]

Margaritas make me tell Santa (5 words!!):p

[gatito]

Santa Does Not Exist...no ! (5 Words??)

[rebate queen]

No Wanda, you've been naughty!

[gatito]

Naughty I Get When Drinking !

[jen2129]

Drinking makes me get naughty!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebate queen]

Drinking makes me naughty too!

[rebate queen]

did we all respond at the same time and screw it up?? That is way too many words...

[rebate queen]

Too many words aren't allowed!!

[gatito]

SHOULD WE GET A NEW WORD ?? SOMEBODY IS SCREWING THE GAME ! LOL LOL LOL LOL !:p

[rebate queen]

Games can not be screwed!!!:eek:

[gatito]

This Game Is Little Crazy (5 Words)

[rebate queen]

Crazy is as crazy does.

[gatito]

Does Someone Know Where To

[rebate queen]

To know me is dangerous:p

[gatito]

Dangerous Is To Eat Poison.

[LadyPyro]

Poison is not nice stuff.

[gatito]

Stuff I Need To Buy...

[LadyPyro]

Buy me a cookie please?

[gatito]

Please Somebody Help This Woman

[jen2129]

Woman needs love to survive!

[hvacwife]

survive the brutal Alaskan winter

[jen2129]

Winter makes me gain weight

[hvacwife]

weight and scale go together

[jen2129]

Together we can conquer anything

[hvacwife]

anything is better than nothing

[jen2129]

Nothing can keep me away

[lizmolik]

Away to a better place!

[tpmh37]

Place it all right here.

[lizmolik]

Here in the living room!

[jen2129]

Room for me to grow

[mood4amelody]

"Grow UP!" said the gardener.

[Nannette29]

Gardener needs to plant flowers!

[jen2129]

Flowers help husbands get hugs!

[gatito]

Hugs Is What I Need !

[mood4amelody]

Hugs Is What I Need !

Need to marry a woman????

[jen2129]

Woman, get me a beer!!!!!!!!!

[gatito]

Need to marry a woman????

DO YOU HAVE TO BE GAY TO GET A HUG ???

[gatito]

Woman, get me a beer!!!!!!!!!

BEER ? WHAT KIND YOU WANT ?

[mood4amelody]

BEER ? WHAT KIND YOU WANT ?

Want a free beer sample?

[jen2129]

Sample of alcohol is wonderful!

[mood4amelody]

Sample of alcohol is wonderful!

Wonderful flavor this Kahlua has!

[Cpogie]

Has been? Not me honey,

[gatito]

Honey I Kill The Kids!

[Cpogie]

Kids can drive you nuts.

[jen2129]

Nuts in my mouth ~ yummy!

[gatito]

Yummy Gummy Little Red Bears !

[jen2129]

Bears poop in the woods!

[mood4amelody]

Woods are on fire, honey!

[gatito]

honey i need some money

[Nannette29]

honey i need some money


Money is scarse right now! :D

[gatito]

Now Is The Garage Sale

[jen2129]

Sale is what I love

[Nannette29]

Love samples when they're free! :)

[gatito]

Free Samples But Some Duds !

[Nannette29]

Duds are to be expected! :)

[gatito]

Expected Samples Were In Mailbox

[Nannette29]

Mailbox was empty today! Mailman???? :confused: :( :mad:

[gatito]

MAILMAN WAS FLIRTING WITH ME :eek:

[jen2129]

Me love to be flirty!

[gatito]

Flirty Dirty Man Was Him

[jen2129]

Him and her are drunk

[gatito]

Drunk Is How I Get

[jen2129]

Get me lots of diamonds

[gatito]

Diamonds Are Not For Boys

[jen2129]

Boys can be real mean

[gatito]

Mean Is People Posting Duds ! (i Do Too)

[Nannette29]

Duds are what you wear! :D

[gatito]

Wear Clothes Or Not To ??

[Nannette29]

To only have more money!

[gatito]

Money You Said ? Send Me !

[Nannette29]

Me wish I could hun! :)

[gatito]

Hun Is For Poo Bear ! Lol

[Nannette29]

Bear was my Lab's name!

[gatito]

Name Brand You Can Trust

[lizmolik]

Trust only who you believe!

[gatito]

believe only in your heart

[jen2129]

Heart pumps out oxygeninated blood

[gatito]

Blood ? I Have A Lot

[jen2129]

Lot of presents to wrap

[gatito]

Wrap Me Some Chicken Wings

[jen2129]

Wings are not on buffalo

[gatito]

Buffalo... Is It In Ny ?

[jen2129]

NY is the Big Apple

[gatito]

Apple Pie I Really Want

[jen2129]

Want to go shopping tonight?

[gatito]

Tonight It's Not Very Good

[jen2129]

Good people make me happy

[gatito]

Happy People Hard To Find

[jen2129]

Find us some dinner please

[gatito]

Please Can You Get Out ?

[jen2129]

Out of my frickin mind

[gatito]

Mind Your Own Ugly Business

[jen2129]

Business meetings are a drag

[Disane]

Yesterday, today, tomorrow and forever!

[rebate queen]

Forever is a long time.

[gatito]

time to enjoy my coffee

[rebate queen]

Coffee freebies are the bomb!

[gatito]

Bomb ! Everyone To The Floor

[LadyPyro]

Floor's clean, now for the windows.

[hvacwife]

windows are too look out.

[Cpogie]

Out with the old stuff.

[Nannette29]

Stuff my mailbox with Freebies!!!

[gatito]

Freebies Is What We Get.....................

[rebate queen]

Get your own elfin' freebies!

[mood4amelody]

Feebies of Dewie Cox Undies???

[gatito]

Undies I Use Only Sometimes ..............................

[rebate queen]

Sometimes I Don't wear Undies!:eek: :p

[hvacwife]

Sometimes The Clock Stops...............................

[gatito]

Stops Make The School Bus..................

[jen2129]

Bus your butt to Chicago

[gatito]

Chicago Is Far Form Me......................

[jen2129]

Me would like some wine

[gatito]

Wine Will Make Me Happy

[rebate queen]

Happy is as happy does:confused:

[jen2129]

Does my butt look big??????????????

[gatito]

Big ????? Nope, It Looks Huge!

[rebate queen]

Huge butts always get noticed!

[gatito]

NOTICED LIKE JLO'S BIG BUTT !:eek:

[rebate queen]

Butt sisters, Beula and Bertha!

[gatito]

Bertha Was My Godmother's Name

[rebate queen]

Name of Bertha scares me!:eek:

[gatito]

Me Are Gonna Eat Now............................................... ......bye

[Nannette29]

Bye bye said the baby!

[jen2129]

Baby girl, baby boy, joy!

[gatito]

joy to everyone in here

[jen2129]

Here I find free stuff!

[gatito]

Stuff Your Mouth With Oreo

[jen2129]

Oreo cookies are da bomb!

[gatito]

Bomb !! Everyone Out Of Here

[jen2129]

Here are your divorce papers!

[gatito]

Papers Are Some Samples Too

[jen2129]

Too many cooks in kitchen!

[gatito]

Kitchen.... I Don't Go There

[jen2129]

There is my bad kitty!

[Nannette29]

Kitty? I have three of!

[cath_31]

Of whom do you speak?

[gatito]

Speak Of The Bad Service...........

[Cpogie]

Service with a huge smile.

[cath_31]

Service around here is awful.

[gatito]

Awful Is My Neighbor's Breath ! Lol

[cath_31]

Smile about our double post.

[gatito]

How Are We Playing Here ???????????????


Ok ! Post .....


Post, Some Of Them Bad

[cath_31]

Bad, you think I am? :(

[gatito]

Am I Nice Or What ?

[cath_31]

What are you talking about?

[gatito]

About The Cat That Meows !

[cath_31]

Meows are heard often here.

[gatito]

Here We Don't Eat Grass

[jen2129]

Grass is good when smoked!!!!!!!!

[Nannette29]

Smoked grass is against laws!

[gatito]

Laws Sucks, Specially In-laws !

[jen2129]

Laws are made to break!!!!!

[gatito]

Break A Leg And Cry

[jen2129]

Cry your eyes out baby!

[Nannette29]

Break neck, I almost did!

[jen2129]

Did you kiss him again?

[gatito]

Did You Buy Some Milk??

[cath_31]

Again we have duplicat posts.

[gatito]

Posts Are Not Allowed Here

[Nannette29]

Here we waste much time! :D

[cath_31]

Here comes the beautiful bride

[jen2129]

bride to be is dieting

[Nannette29]

Dieting isn't a happy time!

[gatito]

time to cook or not ???

[hvacwife]

not that stupid post again.................................

[gatito]

Again Talking On The Phone ???

[jen2129]

Phone soliciters really annoy me

[rebate queen]

Me have really bad grammer.

[jen2129]

Grammer is hard for gatito

[gatito]

Gatito Is Not Happy With You !

[jen2129]

You are a meanie head!!!!!!!!

[gatito]

Head ?? My Dog Don't Have

[jen2129]

Have you had your period???????????

[gatito]

Period ! We Don't Want It !!!

[jen2129]

It is hard to forgive

[gatito]

Forgive Everybody, It Is Christmas !!

[jen2129]

xmas makes some people loco

[gatito]

LOCO EL HOMBRE ESTA OUTSIDE :p

[jen2129]

outside there should be snow

[gatito]

Snow ?? I Can't See It !!

[jen2129]

it seems like he smells

[gatito]

Smells My Horrible Stinky Neighbor

[jen2129]

neighbor is very nosy man

[cath_31]

Man, this game is addicting

[Disane]

Addicting. Did you say addicting?:eek:

[rebate queen]

A-ddic-ting is a private thing.:p

[giraf98]

Things are what I want!!

[cath_31]

Want to get ice cream?

[rebate queen]

Cream for my coffee please.

[cath_31]

Please tell me the truth!

[rebate queen]

Truth be known, I'm lying.:confused:

[cath_31]

Lying is not very nice.

[mood4amelody]

Lying is not very nice.

Nice guys always finish last.

[rebate queen]

Last one's a rotten elf!

[cath_31]

Elf is your favorite word.

[mood4amelody]

Word! There's an elf here!

[rebate queen]

Here comes that elfin' Lynne!!:p

[cath_31]

Lynne can play with us.

[mood4amelody]

Lynne says "Elf off, Queenie! LOL :p

[rebate queen]

Queenie says she loves you!:p

[mood4amelody]

You are such a sweetie!

[rebate queen]

Sweetie can't make a sentence!:rolleyes:

[laf76]

Today I sprained my ankle.

[rebate queen]

Ankle sprains are the pits.

[cath_31]

Pits are prevalent in peaches.

[mood4amelody]

Peaches come in a can.

[rebate queen]

Peaches are good in pie!

[cath_31]

Pies are good except vinegar!

[rebate queen]

Vinegar is very muti purpose!

[cath_31]

Purpose is a hard word.

[rebate queen]

Word is, I'm getting tired!

[cath_31]

Tired means it's sleepy time.

[rebate queen]

Time to say Good Night!!;)

[cath_31]

Good night to you too!

[mood4amelody]

Too boring when you're alone. :(

[tpmh37]

That movie was so boring.

[Nannette29]

Too boring when you're alone. :(

Alone is what I am!

[hvacwife]

Am I the only one?

[gatito]

One Two Three Four Five....................................

[mood4amelody]

Five little monkeys threw pooh

[gatito]

Pooh Is My Favorite Bear

[mood4amelody]

Bear babies are so cute!

[gatito]

Cute Are My Baby's Pictures....................

[mood4amelody]

Pictures are all that remain

[gatito]

REMAIN QUIET OR I WILL............................:eek:

[mood4amelody]

Will Ferrill is so funny!

[gatito]

Funny Are The Looney Tunes

[Nannette29]

Tunes of Christmas I hear!

[gatito]

Hear The Door X~ Mas Bell ?

[mood4amelody]

Hear, hear! Said the judge.

[Nannette29]

Hear The Door X~ Mas Bell ?

Bell tolls, Angel gets wings!

[mood4amelody]

Wings? They with Paul McCartney?

[gatito]

Mccartney Or Is It Mcdonalds ??

[Nannette29]

McDonald's has burgers, not wings! :D

[rebate queen]

Wings and side of dip.

[gatito]

Dip The Duck In Sauce..................

[rebate queen]

Sauce with your nuggets mam?:eek:

[mood4amelody]

Mam, step away from Here!

[rebate queen]

Here comes the elfin' law!!:p

[gatito]

Law Was Made By Someone................

[mood4amelody]

Law is for sissie elves!

[rebate queen]

Elves are elfin tough, man!

[mood4amelody]

Man, elves have taken over!

[gatito]

Over , This Romance Is Over !!